Patrick Park

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

This doesn’t seem great

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

I’m very grateful that alert and fast-acting protectors from Gavin de Becker and Associates (GDBA) spotted and detained an armed man who attempted to approach me at my Hispanic Heritage speech at the Wilshire Ebell Theatre in Los Angeles tonight. The man, wearing two shoulder holsters with loaded pistols and spare ammunition magazines was carrying a U.S. Marshal badge on a lanyard and beltclip federal ID. He identified himself as a member of my security detail. Armed GDBA team members moved quickly to isolate and detain the man until LAPD arrived to make the arrest. I’m also grateful to LAPD for its rapid response.

I’m still entertaining a hope that President Biden will allow me Secret Service protection. I am the first presidential candidate in history to whom the White House has denied a request for protection.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

My feed seems very anti-Biden.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

Has twitter developed any further consensus on which opinions are cancelable and which aren’t? Just trying to calibrate my takes.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

@GinaMuscato Good luck Gina!

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

Hey I’m back on Twitter, what did I miss?

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

Is it just me, or has wordle fallen off?

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

Hopefully lurking counts

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

I finally upgraded my iPhone (XR ↗️ 14 Pro Max). Got a MagBak case and wallet, and they sent me a referral code for 15% off. This seems to be a pretty well-liked product! I am not a bot; this is just how I talk as a natural-born human. https://t.co/ld7rgCBpPz via @magbaksays

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

Don’t get the complaints about Rings of Power. It’s a pretty good show.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

You have to leave the city. There are great old-school diners in Burbank. Just had the most legit steak and eggs I’ve had in decades.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

There are 0 good diners in Los Angeles.

[Andrej Karpathy @karpathy]

!!!! Ok I recorded a (new!) 2h25m lecture on "The spelled-out intro to neural networks and backpropagation: building micrograd" https://t.co/KQ23lQW1BT .
This is the culmination of about 8 years of obsessing about the best way to explain neural nets and backprop.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

Good morning all. I woke up a little while ago from my daughter stomping my face as she slept.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

@pakjoepak A sign of greatness! Toss in some vienna sausages.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

Spaghetti-O’s are delicious, why did I ever stop eating them?

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

How will society educate its children about this and similar treasures when nobody watches traditional broadcast tv anymore?

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

Chef Boyardee is the OG.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

@_cc_tweets Koko will forever be on my side!

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

I wonder if dad jokes co-evolved with epidurals, which lifted some of the negative selection pressure of men being a wiseass during childbirth.

[Patrick Park @patrickpark]

@_cc_tweets It was stream-of-consciousness but I was saved by the fact that Ailee couldn’t feel anything or even move her legs, so she couldn’t chase me down. Totally safe for me.