🇺🇸Civil Watchdog

Liberty loving troll hunter. Setting America straight one tweet at a time.

[🇺🇸Civil Watchdog @patricksmorris]

Apparently, @realDonaldTrump has a magic wand. 📈
#JobsReport #unemployment @BarackObama

[🇺🇸Civil Watchdog @patricksmorris]

@TaraBull808

[Clips N’ Dip: A Clippers Podcast @ClippersPod]

Something or nothing? 📺https://t.co/l1qlU1Lh0o

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@MikeBenzCyber @salltweets How embarrassing ☺️😂

[greg @greg16676935420]

Just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead https://t.co/lKQPsxwtt9

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Frankly, I love the negative feedback on this platform. Vastly preferable to some sniffy censorship bureau!

[🇺🇸Civil Watchdog @patricksmorris]

@ianmiles Mother should get the death penalty.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I was invited earlier this month to ride the titanic submarine, I said no. Kind of scary that I could have been on it

[Clinton @614clinton]

I had a blind date last night, but I was worried what to do if she was really unattractive.

My friend told me not to worry as there's an app for just that situation.

It's called 'Mom are you okay' and it schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date.

If you like her, you just ignore your phone. If you want to cut short the date, you answer with "Mom? What's the matter? are you okay?"

So anyway, I knocked on the girls door and it turns out I didn't need to worry at all. She was absolutely gorgeous and stunning.

But just when I was about to speak to her, her phone ring. She answered it and said "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"

#614clinton

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Your clones don’t scare me, pencil head, Mark.

[Adam Auslund @followAdamA]

My thoughts a couple weeks ago on the CP3 reunion possibility with the Clippers.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/aHN3ag6iZY

[The Knowledge Archivist @KnowledgeArchiv]

Lincoln on five-legged dogs and the truth:

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Marlboro Adds Puberty Blockers To Cigarettes To Make Them Legal For Kids https://t.co/aYsT8n7X8C

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dylan Mulvaney Now Blackmailing Corporations By Threatening To Endorse Their Products
https://t.co/2K7bnQIKJP

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Names Hunter Biden As His Running Mate So DOJ Will Stop Investigating Him https://t.co/69R2nzf3i7

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

So cute 😂

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The film has been seen by millions of people but still only six movie critics have dared to review it. And none of them are from major mainstream publications.