Captain Buzz

My name is Buzz. I don't follow, I lead. Sit down and shut the f*$k up!

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

We won #BuzzOut

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Look, if you had one shot ...... - fuck this, I’m quicker on Facebook

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

@Phylvester @oldpatspiggy Charming. Enjoy playing in the 2s guys

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

#AbsolutelyBuzzin for today. @Massive82 says I'm on at 6 down the hill. @GethinE4 call "O" & die @OldPatesiansRFC

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Boys liked the @fitnesshubchelt - no bar or sausage and chips after, though. Something to work on.

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

That's me ready for the bus trip on Saturday then. Hoping to make a big impression @OldPatesiansRFC

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Meanwhile, I am truly blessed. Merry Christmas everybody @OldPatesiansRFC

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Now that he's finished his rounds, Santa can kick back and chill again @Massive82 @OldPatesiansRFC

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Happy Christmas @stickypats - hope you've cheered up a bit. @OldPatesiansRFC

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Sort one of these out for me @OldPatesiansRFC - must be a drink called #100%Buzzin https://t.co/zgvro9rnKm

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

@OldPatesiansRFC won @Angell_George got very lucky and @Massive82 thinks he shits Smarties #100%Buzzin

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Pas de problem @patsfrenchie - @Downesy3 est l'avenir 🏉👍🏼🔮

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Great 5 pointer for the 1sts. Pity Cheltenham couldn't raise a team for the 2nds to beat @OldPatesiansRFC

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

They got 2 points? Fuck it. We got 5! #wearetopoftheleague #allezlespats #utp #fts @OldPatesiansRFC

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Everyone stop what you're doing. You're not busy on a Friday anyway. Do this. NOW https://t.co/QsNochGJLI

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

"Touch it every time?" I'll remember that call for the Christmas social @willtyler92 #AllezLesPats https://t.co/YACVDI3hYy

[Barbarian FC @Barbarian_FC]

Committee member @rorylawson9 & backroom staffer @willtyler92 securing press up victory v Kwagga & Martin. Short arms! #rugby #rugbyunited

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

The spelling police are here and they're French! Bonnet de douche @patsfrenchie.

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

Get your mrs to pull her finger out then @oldpatspiggy #KeepTheMomentum #AllezLesPats

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

You get ten votes per unique email address. So here's an idea @biggzy3 @oldpatspiggy https://t.co/q3mf5MmRbu

[Captain Buzz @patsbuzzard2]

#100%buzzin after training tonight. Nothing like a big win for the craic! @OldPatesiansRFC