Pat Sievert

Comedian, Funniest Person in Grand Rapids winner 2019, and classic straight edge pillow.

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

Come see me make my debut as headliner at Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase!!!

[Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase @aacomedy]

@patsievert is headlining this weekend🤩 You can catch this show 3x this weekend❗️ Bring a friend, we don’t want anyone to miss out‼️
Host🎙️ @fakenickearl
Feature🎙️ @caitlincheck

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

@metronetfiber hello, are there any reported outages in Lansing, MI? Just went down in my house about 15 minutes ago

[Khashoggi’s Ghost 🇺🇦🌻 @UROCKlive1]

Here's a familiar story. You guys heard this one before?

Young idealistic people enthusiastically vote for the party that offers them progress & things they believe in.

A couple of years later, they're outraged & disappointed because they've only gotten part of what they want.

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

Charlie Kirk the only thing you’re proclaiming today is your profound ignorance of American history.

Here’s a history lesson for you:

Juneteenth reminds us that law becomes real not when it’s merely proclaimed but when it’s enforced.

The emancipation of enslaved people became real not when it was proclaimed by Lincoln but when it was enforced by the Union Army on Juneteenth. Hence the celebration.

An activist federal government, which you’ve spent your pitiful career opposing, is an essential enforcer of civil rights. The Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act succeeded where Reconstruction failed because of federal activism.

Juneteenth is not a “race-based competitor” with July 4th.

July 4th commemorates the Declaration of Independence.

Juneteenth commemorates the enforcement of the Emancipation Proclamation.

Only a MAGA Republican, who spends more time banning books than reading them, would see a contradiction between the two.

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

@metronetfiber any reports of an outage in Lansing, MI my internet has been down 15 minutes

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

@KeneAkers John Marshall Harlan - dissenting Supreme Court Justice is awful cases like Plessy v Ferguson, his dissents were used to frame arguments in Civil Rights cases in the 1950s and 1960s

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

We’ve got a hell of a show tonight at Mac’s! Drive safe and get your laughs! https://t.co/5vQtf7wJT0

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/DJW6Em8Ui6

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

I used the “Rocky of Looking” suggestion @scharpling gave me at comedy bootcamp on @bestshow4life and it worked. They get results on the Best Show

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

Check me out in Ann Arbor this weekend!

[Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase @aacomedy]

Big weekend here! @kiracomedy headlining❗️
Host🎙️ Kevin Key
Feature🎙️ @patsievert
Guests🎙️ @BradWenzel @_Aware_Wolf @PrettyFunnyNic

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

Called into @bestshow4life earlier for comedy bootcamp, first time calling in a decade plus. It went well I think, doing bits over the phone is a little weird.

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

Check us out in Mt. Pleasant on Friday!

[The Broadway Theater @Broadwayfriends]

This FRIDAY NIGHT at the Broadway! Come see a comedy show to remember. Only $10 and tickets on sale now at https://t.co/rJH5KKj2RT. @patsievert @Michiganstandup @MtPleasantCVB

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

I have some fun shows line up to close out the year. Hoping to add more mics and other shows. https://t.co/CdvfwVIxf1

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

Just posted a photo @ Beggar's Banquet https://t.co/j4dtwFu9ZT

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

Featuring at Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase tonight and tomorrow! 7:15 tonight, 7:15 and 9:45 tomorrow! https://t.co/p71PnakXdU

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

This would be great, gotta hit this hard in 2023

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

I'm hearing from Michigan Dems, the first thing they want to do with their trifecta is repeal Right to Work

[Ken Burns @KenBurns]

Terrific piece by @jmeacham on the historic significance of our upcoming election. Please vote - for your everyday concerns and our democracy.

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

I was a freshman in college and had to cut back on some comics so I did not read it at the time. Have read it since.
Love the podcast and Kracking Krakoa a lot by the way

[Pat Sievert @patsievert]

@ComicBookHerald @MyMarvelousYear I remember the Sentry Hoax! I was 19, had been reading since I was 9 or so, I think I was pretty sure it was just a way to pitch the comic, although I was not aware of the level of Stan taking extra credit for things.