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enjuneer on a journey to find near-life experiences • member: triple 六 club • Top 0.9% on BenchPress

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Every celebrity that pretended to love being fat is on Ozempic

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

You can argue economics all you want, but if women started wearing sundresses again, the birth rate would be up

I will not explain

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

Think about this for a moment.

The U.S. Navy has operated nuclear-powered aircraft carriers and submarines for over 60 years.

There are 11 big deck nuclear-powered carriers and 71 submarines currently in service that, mind you, are largely operated by 18–30-year-old men.

Yet, for some reason, the vast majority of “green” energy pundits I encounter online think nuclear fission is too dangerous to power society.

My theory is that this is because nuclear guarantees an economically prosperous future. Most climate activists, who are on the left, want economic activities to cease to “save the planet” (or in reality, redistribute wealthy. They know deep down that modern industrial economies like the U.S. and China cannot run on solar and wind power alone. That’s why China isn’t decommissioning coal despite massive solar additions in recent years.

Government-mandated solar and wind guarantees that the left achieve the economic policies they want. If they make it difficult for industries to thrive, they drive them out of business.

[Stug @IsekaidStug]

I will just drink 3x the breast milk.

[Michael Sebastian @HonorAndDaring]

Having different nations is so beautiful. This is true diversity, not the sort championed by the left.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Howdy!🤠

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

There's a word for a flood of military personnel calling for the removal of political leadership.

And we don't fucking do that here.

[Ronnie Adkins @RonnieAdkins]

When you’re 100% clear on who your target demographic is.

[JT @jiratickets]

birthday dinner. she says “my treat tonight!” then pulls out the authorized user card linked to my account. women are so beautiful

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

People got longer for tweeting about it.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

POV: You’re a British citizen who just installed an air conditioner:

[The Buddy CSM @TheBuddyCSM]

Chaplain identification was already pretty easy.

They would be the one walking up to you saying:

“Gosh dang SPC Jones, how the heck are ya on this blessed morning?

Whatcha doin there? Building some breaching charges?

Man that’s great, gonna bring the wrath of God to the enemy, I love it.

Don’t for get “P” for “plenty” oh and also “P” for Protestant services starting up over yonder in about 20 St. Michaels. Haha I mean minutes. Like “Mikes” but “Michaels” like the Saint.

Anyway Jonesy, hope to see you and your 3rd Squad buddies there. I’ve heard of the transgressions you guys get into on the weekends. God Bless.”

[Dvorstone @dvorstone]

Women are not suitable for dealing with the amount of violence necessary to maintain civilization.

This is, again, because women are wired to care for babies with whom "zero" violence is the correct amount.

This is why the central problem of Western Civilization is childless women with political power.

Civilization requires continuity, past and future, and thus it belongs only to those that create said future. Allowing childless people authority over civilization is fundamentally suicidal.

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

This is so captivating precisely because it has become such a rare sight in modern European societies.

Each traveling World Cup fan base showcases the full, unfiltered expression of its national identity, something that now feels discouraged back home.

Mass migration and a prevailing culture of self-loathing have made open pride in one’s heritage increasingly unfashionable.

From Swedish fans raising maypoles and weaving flower crowns, to Norwegians rowing in unison like their Viking ancestors, to Scots marching in tartan to the sound of bagpipes. These are living portraits of a people, distilled to their purest essence. They embody the particular inheritance of language, custom, landscape, and ancestral memory that shaped who they are.

For a few short weeks, Swedes can be fully and unselfconsciously Swedish again. Norwegians and Scots the same. The joy on display is the visible relief of finally remembering who you are when the constant pressure to dilute (or apologize for) that identity is lifted.

These fans prove that the old nations still live on inside their people. Mass migration has transformed their homelands, and critical theory has instilled a deep sense of guilt, so much so that public displays of historic identity are now often seen as provocative rather than innocent and affectionate. Yet none of this has erased the fundamental human need to belong to a particular culture and story, and to express it without apology.

What’s tragic is that this authentic expression can now only be performed freely abroad, at events like the World Cup. Enjoy it while it lasts

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

“If you clean it, it’s just going to get dirty again some time later” is the life philosophy of the entire third world.