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I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack

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@EverythingRebs Our group is pretty easy but we also struggled against the easy teams in our group last World Cup, so this team is significantly better

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@EMAWCaleb Uncommon emawcaleb banger

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@TFan1960 @SoftbalAmerica It’s hilarious how mad you are because we are paying women what they deserve

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@okiedrnkslinger @TFan1960 @SoftbalAmerica Cope all you want OU is done

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@Hayesfawcett3 @TexasFootball @TexasRecruiting @InsideTexas @easton_3k @josephcook89 @EricNahlin @justinwells2424 @CoachSark @BrandonHarris Holy glaze bro

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@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @TexasFootball @TexasRecruiting @CoachSark @Mark_Orphey @easton_3k @BrockWill2027 @GarrorJabarrius @noahrobertsss @CamHall267605 Seeing little bro learning how to recruit is wholesome ☺️

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@Two3456789Co Damn yall got us good 😭😭

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@T_Thom13 @derwake1 Of course that’s just a hypothetical. The truth is, the SEC has been getting smacked around too in the playoff so there’s a good chance that we’d be fine

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@none_rick29370 @StorminInNorman Would you rather make more money and go to the national championship, or make less money and not make the national championship? Hard to comprehend for you?

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@LEXISJONES1 Dog walking the sec in our 7-6 season 😂

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@On3 @BetMGM As a Texas longhorns fan, I think we would finish between Illinois and Wisconsin this year.

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@On3 @PeteNakos And dog walk Arizona state again

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@Rivals @SWiltfong_ @ChadSimmons_ @adamgorney @samspiegs @GregSmithRivals @AllenTrieu @Blake_Alderman @Corey_Bender Texas Tech will allow you to transfer to them if you play well

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@T_Thom13 @derwake1 You’re taking about a big 10 team. They are superior to the sec. You have yet to prove that the sec can handle us in the modern era

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@513culinary @UCBarstool Yes

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@ByPatForde Ah yes because Cincy wasn’t gonna say “he’s right. We knew about it and did nothing”

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@ForLonghorn2 We went to court to have his back while he was suffering with addiction

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@UCBarstool No need to appear your upcoming big 12 title ban, you won’t be appearing either way. As for the bowl ban, just sue the ncaa, it’s a free win

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@caydenmc Let’s wait til he coaches two seasons in the big 12 first…

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@BearcatMTA Cincinnati’s punishment will be a 50 point beat down at the hands of Texas tech