P.

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Idk if this is a stupid question but why do they make people in the healthcare field do 24 hour shifts when their jobs are uhhhh pretty important to be alert for

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Kopa Ashwaganda!

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Sending me on an errand that requires constant communication with you, and then suddenly, when I get there, you stop picking up your calls.

I can’t act or make a decision without hearing from you, so I end up sitting and waiting while calling you repeatedly for several minutes.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario, too.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Doing stuff is hard. Shout out to anyone who does anything.

[ella @H8BEAM]

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

[sam🎮 @sam_niac]

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's crazy that if you're a cat, you're only two life outcomes are either eating out of a trash can or being adopted by someone who treats you like a little baby and gives you everything even when you're annoying

[Biased Bonnie  @Ekhelemendeh]

Booing men who pee in the streets.

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[Ms. Regular Degular… @Kay_Leinese]

One thing about Uggs & Crocs, you’re going to trip lmaoooo

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I'm glad they have GPS now idk what I would've did with a damn paper map

[nn. @eternaldroplets]

jet2holiday truly ruined me

[🌸 @k_skits]

The thrill of catching a good episode of Come Dine With Me South Africa