Patton Oswalts Tits

Patton and I have grown up together. He's always hated me but I've always been there for him.

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Jorge Ramos: "I no longer recognize this country." That's because it looks like Mexico.

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@SenWarren Smoke a peace pipe sir.

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@shannonrwatts @MomsDemand You better bring more than that if you think you're going to take away my rights bitch.

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@RogerJThon The same white people that created The United States, invented almost everything in use today and pay the most taxes? Those?

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@BillKristol Hey cuck. Do you have the balls to admit how fucking disconnected from the American people you are? #nevertrump

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@BillKristol LOL. Another great call. You should look into opening your own psychic reading business.

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@thinkprogress @SarahKSilverman Sure, because we all know how gays and blacks and women never create fake harassment stories. #bullshit

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##blacklivesmatter #WhiteGeNocide https://t.co/Z4nlo0TL1m

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

As a white man, I finally now feel safe in America

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@AriBerman @samsteinhp How many illegal aliens voted because of voter fraud or non-existent ID requirements? I bet far more illegal votes

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@samsteinhp Horrific!!! How will we ever know what happened at this top secret meeting???

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Just watched Hillary's speech and in the spirit of conciliation, I'd just like to say: LOCK HER UP!

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@MartinShkreli @pattonoswalt @amyschumer @billmaher @lenadunham No excuses now you worthless pieces of shit. #getthefuckoutofmycountry

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@cav_chris @ScottAdamsSays Yes there is. Forcing Americans into a healthcare system they don't want is wrong. Deporting illegal aliens isn't

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@cav_chris @ScottAdamsSays Didn't care too much about unity when Democrats and dictator Obama were shoving Obamacare down American's throats

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@cav_chris @ScottAdamsSays Isn't is amazing how quickly Democrats want unity and bipartisanship when they lose power.

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@rooshv The schadenfreude is strong tonight. Delicious.

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@lenadunham #wemadehistory by stopping the first criminal under investigation from becoming president. Now #getthefuckoutofmycountry cunt.