Parody of Pat: Twit

Carbon-based lifeform. This model no longer supported. Maintained solely for compatibility with 20th-century legacy systems.

[Parody of Pat: Twit @PatTwit]

@joshtpm Himmler was *always* trying to get out of working weekends. (probably?...)

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

We need to grapple with how social conservative and fiscal conservative grievances have been collapsed in the conservative mind into the feminization of bureaucracy and regulation. Any rules or enforcement mechanisms—and administrative state itself—are all cast as women.

[Harvey G. Cohen @CultrHack]

.@AshaRangappa is correct as usual, but she deserves an enormous amount of credit for (I think) coming up with the term "Pooty calls," which we should all use from now on.

[Parody of Pat: Twit @PatTwit]

@joshtpm Loomer must be the link!

[Parody of Pat: Twit @PatTwit]

Seckou Keita Foundation - Mangrove Project https://t.co/j1KqqelD0t
Let's hear it for the propagules!

[Max RN @MaxRivlinNadler]

There was a place for Flaco, and it was here.

Some words on New York's favorite bird, forever free. Over at @HellGateNY.

https://t.co/UzcmQubEZg

[Vivian @suchnerve]

ALERT: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: SCROLLING TWITTER.

PROBABLE WHEREABOUTS: READING THIS TWEET RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST AT ONCE.

[robboland @robboland]

@RobynHitchcock It'd be The Pina Colada Song, but with the riffs from The Ace Of Spades between each vocal line. Try it, it works.

[Lee Drutman ⚙️🏛 @leedrutman]

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Find out your Ramones name by replacing your last name with Ramone.

[Anders Åslund @anders_aslund]

Simon Kuper:
"There’s a reason to be optimistic about Britain. The nation is completing a seven-year therapy treatment that worked...But at last, the UK knows what it is: a small country that needs immigrants, high taxes and European allies."
https://t.co/7A0NDgtsvu

[Abdul-Wahab Kayyali - عبد الوهاب الكيالي @awkayyali]

Please consider supporting and donating Moroccan organizations such as @AmalNonProfit working on the ground to provide relief for the #moroccoearthquake. #Morocco and its people deserve your solidarity and support.

https://t.co/5BGaYjinYd

[Cass Monster @CassMonsterKXLU]

Health facts by Makcka B!! 🥒Benefits of Cucumber - Song https://t.co/Ulc5SMT1dy via @YouTube

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

this is just to say

I, the plum
that was in
the icebox
am declaring my candidacy

in the
2020 presidential election

vote for me
I am delicious
so sweet
and so cold

[Tess Owen @misstessowen]

Enrique Tarrio, who once described me as a "childless dog mother" (which is accurate), has been sentenced to 22 years in prison for Jan. 6.

Story w/@thegregwalters

https://t.co/zX40kYDQ5g

[Strange Horizons @strangehorizons]

And success! Enjoy "when my father reprograms my mother {" by Caroline Mao: https://t.co/3ayDyTi652 #poetry

[Hawk Conservancy Trust @HawkConservancy]

When you try to get some 'hidden camera' footage but your Burrowing Owls immediately find your camera...

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time

[Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest]

I think it’s important to remember that @DebbieGibson did a cover of The Soft Boys “I Wanna Destroy You” with the Circle Jerks. I don’t want this lost to history. This was awesome and it’s why I’m here on Twitter. To remind you things like this happened.

[H&I Voices @HI_Voices]

A friend near my old home runs a farm, and he allowed me to set up a workshop on it, to photograph the little owls that lived there. I spent every spring, summer and autumn there since 2016. #MrsFluffy #FluffyMcFluffface #AcornTheOwlet