Michael M 👽

"Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper

Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

In the 00s, I was in the world's best and most forgotten indie punk band, We Are The Physics, and I've written a whole book about what it's like to be a massive international failure.

Unbelievably, it's being printed, and you can now pre-order it from @LNFGlasgow - link below.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

It's finally been answered and I can sleep now.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Wonder what Am Brian is up to these days.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@chizztix Ahh no way, thanks for coming down. Sorry you couldn't see shit!

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Turns out it was exactly like that.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

I get that a lot of peeps are leaving here, understandably, so please feel free to follow me on the other platforms, but what happens is we all scatter to different ones and it's like watching all your pals move away and you see them now and again but you don't know them anymore.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

There are no Slightly Wrong Quotes tshirts on there because of reasons.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

FAO the twitter class of 2015 who are still here!

Put a bunch of my daft old tshirt designs on teepublic, like British towns (mostly Scottish) as college shirts, death metal sitcoms, and that one with the mouse pointer to annoy your work colleagues on zoom calls.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Grab one before they're inevitably pulled down ➡️ https://t.co/qO7PCQ7cwQ

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

SLIME CITY LIVE IN YOUR TOWN (provided those towns are Edinburgh or Newcastle)

🗓️ 14 MAY // EDINBURGH Mash House w/ The Citrines
🗓️ 15 MAY // NEWCASTLE @CumberlandArms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island

Ticket link in the comments!

More shows to come, stay vigilant.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@mjgelder It was something we used to do 20 years ago in the van as a band to make ourselves laugh, but slade was the first xmas one for sure.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Step into Christmas by Elton John but all the lyrics are 'welcome to my christmas song'

https://t.co/b9tHdKsxgK

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@mjgelder Hahah, thank you and I'm sorry!

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Step into Christmas by Elton John but all the lyrics are 'welcome to my christmas song'

https://t.co/b9tHdKsxgK

[gracie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌸 @APanther369]

This is the best thing i've ever seen

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

🗓️ WED 17 DEC 🕗 8-9pm ➡️ https://t.co/3697wQrpcu

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

🗓️ WED 17 DEC 🕗 8-9pm ➡️ https://t.co/3697wQrpcu

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Tonight on that YOU TOOB, a Christmas special of my livestream Unknown Treasures!

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' but all the lyrics are 'THE MOON IS RIGHT'

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Very surreal to do this, thanks to everybody who came out 🖤

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

Not quite sure how tf we pulled that off but we can't thank Glasgow enough for showing up and growing up in support of our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@HTIRG1 Sorry, I only just saw this, so this'll be absolutely no use to you: 9ish

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Last chance to see my daft band do big tunes TONIGHT in Glasgow. Please come!

My maw said her two pals wanted to go and asked how much the tickets were. I said 20 quid on the door and she went 'EACH?!' and that really put me in my place tbf.

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

🚨 TONIGHT 🚨
Don't miss us launch our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 in Glasgow at @theartskl w/ @HeadNoiseUK & Normal Service!

7pm doors ⚡ Final advance tickets 👉 LINK IN REPLIES

Remaining tickets on the door 🕖 don't be late!

🎨👉 @RandomFactor