Michael M 👽

"Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper

Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

In the 00s, I was in the world's best and most forgotten indie punk band, We Are The Physics, and I've written a whole book about what it's like to be a massive international failure.

Unbelievably, it's being printed, and you can now pre-order it from @LNFGlasgow - link below.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Anybody from London going to the sold out bis show in feb?? If so, can you please come early and shout 'not by much' at my band?

Also haven't been to Bristol in a wee minute! Let's goooo

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

What is up *checks notes* London & Bristol?!

We apologise profusely that we'll be joining @thebandbis at their London (w/ @WEARELIINES) & Bristol (w/ @HYMovement) shows in Feb, as well as Leeds, Gateshead & Glasgow.

VERY exciting to be sharing a stage with all these legends!

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@ColinBEdgar It's fine to let go.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

They tell you that you'll need it, but you'll never need it.

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

You've absolutely hammered our merch stock recently (complimentary) so it's time to clear out the stragglers and bring in a new shirt design.

The remainder of our 📉 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📈 tshirts are now only 10 KING HEADS.

Limited sizes ➡️ https://t.co/tLs65sMBYh

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@DominikDiamond Ahh you're too kind fella, was howling at your lyrics. I was too shy to say hello, but I will next time, at the hydro!

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@DominikDiamond amazing show at the stand tonight!! Loved it. Wacka wacka

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Lovely people of whitby and hull, me and my daft pals will be prancing about in your towns this weekend. Give me a shout if you fancy coming out to support live music made by humans ✊

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

SLIME CITY tackle the big questions this weekend, like how do you actually pronounce 'bis'? 🍪

Don't miss Glasgow rejects SLIME CITY open for Glasgow legends @thebandbis 👇

03 OCT // Whitby *SOLD OUT*
04 OCT // Hull
21 FEB // Leeds
27 FEB // Gateshead
28 FEB // Glasgow 14+

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

I continue my quest to find out which British city has the loudest 'not by much'.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

I continue my quest to find out which British city has the loudest 'not by much'.

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

📣 NOT BY MUCH 📢 at @thelexington

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Pals of Birmingham, London and Newport, please do me a solid and come to one of these @SLIMECITYmusic shows.

Its v tough being an entitled manbaby with an expensive hobby and I appreciate the support ✊

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

📣 Last call for this SLIME CITY jaunt ⚠️

Final tickets for 👇
🗓️ 10 SEP // BIRMINGHAM @DarkHorseMosele w/ Sweetpool & @phwoarband ⚠️
🗓️ 11 SEP // LONDON @thelexington w/ @TheMetatronsvox & @Headnoiseuk ⚠️
🗓️ 12 SEP // NEWPORT Le Pub w/ @TheMetatronsvox & Rainyday Rainbow ⚠️

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@DominikDiamond Yaaasss, see you then!

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Me, incapable of an original thought, using memes as stage patter.

[SLIME CITY Official MySpace Page @SLIMECITYmusic]

#NotAllDads
💩🧻

10 SEP // BIRMINGHAM
11 SEP // LONDON
12 SEP // NEWPORT
03 OCT // WHITBY *SOLD OUT*
04 OCT // HULL
22 NOV // GLASGOW *SOLD OUT*
21 FEB // LEEDS
27 FEB // GATESHEAD
28 FEB // GLASGOW

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

As always from the legend @jonronson, this was an exceptional read. Both nuanced and obsessive. He's a real life Fletch sometimes!

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@DominikDiamond Any chance of this coming to the homeland in the future??

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Turns out I'm the traitor #thetraitorsus

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@Th3Sxmnambulist Haha I forgot why but I'm sorry.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

That time I tidied up noel gallagher's eyebrows and oasis fans were NOT happy

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

@DominikDiamond @guardian It's a must!

[Dominik Diamond @DominikDiamond]

Michael is banging out bangers just now.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

I wrote a quick song about how I don't want to make love all night because I've got work in the morning.

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

This is now on YourTubs if that's your thing of pref https://t.co/OI19TtsPVr

[Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics]

Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my look