"Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper
Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line
In the 00s, I was in the world's best and most forgotten indie punk band, We Are The Physics, and I've written a whole book about what it's like to be a massive international failure.
Unbelievably, it's being printed, and you can now pre-order it from @LNFGlasgow - link below.
I get that a lot of peeps are leaving here, understandably, so please feel free to follow me on the other platforms, but what happens is we all scatter to different ones and it's like watching all your pals move away and you see them now and again but you don't know them anymore.
FAO the twitter class of 2015 who are still here!
Put a bunch of my daft old tshirt designs on teepublic, like British towns (mostly Scottish) as college shirts, death metal sitcoms, and that one with the mouse pointer to annoy your work colleagues on zoom calls.
SLIME CITY LIVE IN YOUR TOWN (provided those towns are Edinburgh or Newcastle)
ποΈ 14 MAY // EDINBURGH Mash House w/ The Citrines
ποΈ 15 MAY // NEWCASTLE @CumberlandArms w/ Zilch Patrol & Baker Island
Ticket link in the comments!
More shows to come, stay vigilant.
Not quite sure how tf we pulled that off but we can't thank Glasgow enough for showing up and growing up in support of our new album π NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT π
Last chance to see my daft band do big tunes TONIGHT in Glasgow. Please come!
My maw said her two pals wanted to go and asked how much the tickets were. I said 20 quid on the door and she went 'EACH?!' and that really put me in my place tbf.
π¨ TONIGHT π¨
Don't miss us launch our new album π NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT π in Glasgow at @theartskl w/ @HeadNoiseUK & Normal Service!
7pm doors β‘ Final advance tickets π LINK IN REPLIES
Remaining tickets on the door π don't be late!
π¨π @RandomFactor