Patrick Goodwin

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

Thursday evening: “I should pick up Alex Collins and start him on my 2-2 fantasy team as a joke”

Alex Collins: *scores 9.2 points*

Thursday night: “Well that was boring, I should make a TikTok video about mediocre my fantasy team is”

The TikTok video:

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Soldiers don’t start wars.
Old politicians do.

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

The last time you tried “serious military and political repercussions” on Finland, they killed a fourth of your entire army in a single winter. Good luck with that lol

[MFA Russia 🇷🇺 @mfa_russia]

💬#Zakharova: We regard the Finnish government’s commitment to a military non-alignment policy as an important factor in ensuring security and stability in northern Europe.

☝️Finland’s accession to @NATO would have serious military and political repercussions.

[alex @highlightheaven]

why is it normalized for content creators not to respond to people? I find that shit is wack. I’ve made a lot of friends just responding to ordinary DMs that I wouldn’t have made otherwise

[BearsTalk @TheBearsTalk]

Should’ve been first ballot.

[Drew Brees @drewbrees]

Three things @NFL should modify for next year:

1. Roughing the Passer. Let’s evaluate the description of this rule…it’s become a game changer.

2. Protect receivers from the knee down (Chris Godwin)

3. OT - either both sides get a possession or go to college rules

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Change your overtime rules @NFL.

Stop taking fun away from us.

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

@UrinatingTree I agree the Bills choked, but I still don’t like how far too many games in the NFL are decided by a coin toss. If Allen calls heads, the Bills almost certainly win

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

@uriel_coffi the Packers lost the second he sent this tweet

[Dick Butkus @thedickbutkus]

now that i have the blue mark i can kick people off of the platfrom right

you hear me @AaronRodgers12

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

ROBBIE GOULD

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

@49ers Thank you guys so much 🥰

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

@uriel_coffi

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

LeOmicron just tested positive for COVID 🤡 Jordan never tested positive for COVID in his entire career 😈 that’s why Jordan is the real GOAT 🐐

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

It’s is a BAAAAAAAAD day to be a Tiger.

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

@uriel_coffi Interesting. A rare situation where Woodmont has the better option than Hillcrest football wise

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

45 on my C-team freshman year brought the “your funeral is scheduled for Sunday at 2 PM” mentality to every single snap at practice and in games

[Jamirquai J. Spunklepants, Esq @DaughtryMom05]

45 such a non menacing number for a linebacker

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

You guys didn’t seriously believe we would wait for the alma mater, right? There was zero chance that was going to work, especially against a top-10 team on senior day after we haven’t done it for 2 whole years

[Clemson University @ClemsonUniv]

The long-standing tradition of Gathering at the Paw is set to return on Saturday following the @clemsonfb game against Wake Forest.

Fans who wish to enter the field may do so at the conclusion of the alma mater. 🎶

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dolphins - 2
This guy - 0

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

Y’all got a lot more explaining to do about this game

[NFL Officiating @NFLOfficiating]

This was a legal hit in #CHIvsPIT – the contact occurred while the QB was still in the field of play.

[Patrick Goodwin @pattyg2k]

@rhymeswobunga This tweet is criminally underrated