pat from the website

5’14” he/him

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

I long to be sandy cohen playing dynasty warriors and drinking miller 64s

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

this is christmas for bisexual millennial women that only date men

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Annihilation (Garland, 2018)

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

There’s something to this song picking up on a loaded train as you make and break eye contact with a dozen busy strangers https://t.co/te2JKM9nWo

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose at the gym

[Carlos Ballesteros @ballesteros_312]

NEW: Chicago Police is refusing to share the training materials for the hundreds of out-of-town cops coming to the city for the DNC.

The dept claims that the training materials for those cops are still in draft form — less than one week from the start of the convention.

[Anna @RadioFreeAnna]

"Blork" will appear in 'The Grungleman and Binkus"

[Benny @bennythebull]

20 years🕊️ never forget #davematthewsbandincident @TheRealStaley @BhawkTommyHawk

[Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon]

Getting married is about explaining Metal Gear Solid to your wife

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

Say what you will about the American Godzilla movie but it is a smorgasbord of “it’s that guy” across the entire cast

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

Julia Roberts as a bride in the 90s

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

Time for another day of tech sales

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

It’s time to dive back into twin peaks

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

Every day the internet shows me a new way I’m about to kick myself in the nuts

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

HISTORY!

The White Sox lose their 14th straight game to set a new franchise record

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

I worry we are in the midst of a collective delusion where thousands of mid level managers were given a directive a year ago to “do something with that AI stuff” and they’re just using it for random pointless shit. Even when it doesn’t save money or labor. It just HAS to be used

[L7UX @ll7ux]

This is how I look when I lock tf in btw

[pat from the website @PatwMueller]

Shoutout to the three people I’ve seen reading Secret History so far this morning