Rob Williams

We might go to Eastbourne

[Rob Williams @paul_dananyeah]

Neighbours have complained about me saying ‘mmmm Danone’ around the house too loudly again 🙄🙄🙄

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, Christmas Eve is the day to do it. Can just rush through the door carrying anything saying “DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!” and people will close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

in a fair world this would be christmas #1

[it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KULUZEBSKl]

Steve Cooper’s taken the news well then

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

how it feels to have a drunk cigarette

[rougelilas @_FuerteApache]

She’d need counselling if she ever tried organising a goals session

[Jan @janhopi]

sometimes worry that the Great British Weirdo is a dying breed, good to know that there's still some young talent coming through the pipeline. just need to give them the first team opportunities.

[Rob @robrousseau]

It's weird and I don't want to

[Sam O’Leary @mrSamOLeary]

Gordon Ramsay making things seem worse

[Average Striker @AverageStriker]

Chris Kamara with a touching tribute to George Best

[Billy @sufcBilly]

Been informed by the head chef (my mother) that it’s fajitas for tea

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Still one of the greatest things to ever happen on a darts stage 😭😭😭

[Pepper Mills🖤💛 @PepperMills3]

We have been WRONGED. It’s NOT RIGHT. Big weekend. Big plans. Big club energy. The PL messed with the wrong fanbase. There WILL be retribution. Just watch. The PREMIER LEAGUE is CORRUPT.

[DPA Design | Art that's smart @dpadesign2020]

"sorry lads, they said they didn't have any tartan paint"

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

0-1 pints: No
2-6 pints: Yes
7+ pints: No

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

“What's the charge? Suffering financial losses? Five years of financial losses?”

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

So it appears our new health secretary is married to the managing director of British Sugar.

Ho hum.

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Finally, government I can get behind