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It was a bad day in the office for Mwalimu Kangethe after daughter of Agrippina decided that enough is enough when she was punished for submitting her assignment later than expected. Mwalimu Kangethe confidently approached the scene ready to deliver a disciplinary masterclass, only for the situation to turn into a live boxing match where he received a few uppercuts on his kahasho before the Dust could even settle. Witnesses say the young Agrippina, who looks like the undisputed chairlady of the Students of Hard Knocks, was not in the mood for motivational speeches, life lessons, or academic negotiations. The moment Mwalimu made his move, the script changed faster than July weather. Sources close to the incident claim Kangethe arrived at the staff room looking like a man who had just discovered that his salary had been redirected to a chama he never joined. He is reportedly seated quietly in a corner, staring at the wall and reflecting on whether teaching is still his calling or if he should venture into poultry farming, welding, or selling roasted maize outside bus stages. Fellow teachers have since advised him to avoid students who look like they can negotiate with both teachers and mikoras using the same level of confidence. Meanwhile, daughter of Agrippina is said to be moving around the school compound with the swagger of a heavyweight champion who has successfully defended her title against a worthy challenger. As we speak, Kangethe is reviewing old career brochures and wondering whether the Ministry of Education offers trauma counseling for teachers who go to punish students and end up collecting character development instead. Ni mbaya,, walimu sikuizi kazi ni pombe, bangi na sigara, hawana nguvu ata ya kuguruma kwa darasa. Wacha wapigwe tu, juu kazi ni TikTok hata wamesahau kazi yao. kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀