Paula Kemp

I think it's really funny with no context

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

@IKEAUK @IKEAUKSupport it's no surprise that our items where damaged! Everything was thrown in the box! Is this usual?! Zero phone, chat or email support.

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

Just brilliant! Can't wait to see the reaction of @realDonaldTrump. I wonder if he goes red or more orange when he's angry? #Philadelphia #Philly

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Mayor of Philadelphia Jim Kenney says Donald Trump needs to "put his big boy pants on, he needs to acknowledge the fact that he lost, and he needs to congratulate the winner".

Follow #USElection latest: https://t.co/q8KMQoglSL

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things more enticing than saying a bit about yourself:
-Punch in the face
-Sardine milkshake
-Jogging on upturned plugs
-Medium-rare chicken

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Life tip: Make a list of all the things you can easily put off doing for another day. Then spend the day eating biscuits.

[Protect Your Bubble @protectyrbubble]

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[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?”

[LADbible @ladbible]

Joan was unhappy with her weight and started training when she was 70. Now she's 73 and she's in unbelievable shape 💪

🎥: trainwithjoan

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

See you all soon!

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

Today can shut the hell up!

[The Dodo @dodo]

This stray puppy showed up in someone’s living room — in the middle of the night!

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

@ShoutEvents @puck246 said he can't think of a resolution because he's "already perfect"

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

@KTVVenueStylist @ShoutEvents I've never been so happy and sad at the same time!

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

@ShoutEvents Exercise, diet etc but also to try to do everything with more positivity :)

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

@KarlDragePhoto His film choices are better than our song choices!

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

Happy new year to my #neighbour. Yes, your TV is kinda loud but your film choices are inspiring as fuck!

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

The most fabulous of sea creatures darling!

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Watch this mesmerizing feather star—a type of crinoid—swim through the ocean

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Nobody in Britain can believe how tired they are

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that cause extreme panic:
- Accidentally liking a Tweet
- No milk
- Unknown numbers
- The question "you don't remember me do you?"
- Lift doors shutting as someone approaches
- “Tickets please”
- “It’s 3 for 2 if you want to go get another one”
- Doorbells

[Paula Kemp @paulakemp33]

How I feel when Imre brings doughnuts to work