Paul Arlin

I’m thinking about getting back in the Twitter game

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

What’s stopping robots from checking off the ‘I’m not a robot’ box?

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

‘Remember me’ check boxes are the modern day elevator close button

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It would be nice that in addition to overturning a call, umpires would include a formal apology to the affected team

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Napkin value increases tremendously once in a car glove compartment

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

Told my dad he spends more time in the sand than Hasselhoff during golf, he thought it was my original joke, never seen him prouder of me

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

I’m hungry and full

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

Clicking ‘forgot password’ is giving up. Don’t give up. You got this.

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

@lucsamuels Genius

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Sushi chefs are always busy making sushi even when no orders seem to be coming in

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

It’s 2024 and some ppl are still replying all when not appropriate to do so

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

I may drive Uber so I can put ex-Uber in my LinkedIn

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

A clementine is much less of a commitment than an orange

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@Maleko_87 @BlueJays Don’t forget about the fresh set of championship style t-shirts for each round

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

What’s with all the chit chat in YouTube how-to videos? Just get to it

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

@JesseAbrams Great to have an ally in my fight against the unannounced call

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

@aepstein_ I’m gonna need one of those shirts (interesting trades considered)

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What are ppl who choose to walk next to moving sidewalks trying to prove

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Pretzels in bits & bites need to go

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

Ppl with unrubbed in sunscreen - do they know?

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

@JoshuaOgundu @RJShupak

[Paul Arlin @paularlin]

Did Rogers use Bell to post this?

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