paul bishop

“No one told me when to run. I missed the starting gun”.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP Those swings to the right are stupendous. Liz’s control of the bat is as exemplary as her control of the bond markets. I’m sure she’ll be using home grown English (Yorkshire) tees. Rumours of her ball-polishing prowess are unproven of course. May her hole be forever filled.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP None of this will be a problem as long as Starmer keeps moving the goalposts at the right time, and stops scoring own goals.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP Anyone who thinks Dodgy Nige is on their side, must be either very wealthy or very thick. Check your bank balances to find out which you are, Reform voters 👍

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP Charlie and Donny are looking good, but Clamydia and Melanoma are positively radiant. Can’t wait for the release of those greatest hits.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP The constant stream of putrid excrement to which the population has been subjected over so many years has to stop. But that’s enough about The Mail. The sewage dispersal needs to be dealt with too. I blame the lefty luvvies and Pru Leith. There’s no excuse for those glasses.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@JohnSimpsonNews The lady is clearly a graduate of the Arthur Mullard School of Charm and Decorum. On the other hand, it could be a typo: *………. old Nazi, Trump*? Just a thought 😄

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP Surely it’s time for Nigel to stand aside for the Boris to make a welcome comeback. If he’s got a minute between totty duties, he could turn Reform Ltd into something to appeal to everyone with an IQ over 30. Imagine a front row including Nigel, Boris, Lee, Suella, and Kermit. 👍

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@studaviesreform *Work ethic* 😂😂😂. Priceless 😂😂😂

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP Trouble is, he wanted to have his cake, and eat it. It was churlish of people to deny him that. Don’t they realise the rules don’t apply to Boris? The upside is he now has yet more time for procreation so there’ll be hoards of little blond chancers all over the place soon.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@sophielouisecc Johnson had to go when people finally woke up to the fact that he’s an all round scumbag who couldn’t tell the truth if his life depended on it, and couldn’t care less about anyone (including you) but himself. An absolute chancer who should never have been near power.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP What have the Romans ever done for us? Let’s nuke ‘em.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelRosenYes Is the *second coming* in the Epstein files? If so, it’ll have been the best and biggest of all time. Even if it never happened and he never met anyone, on or off an island.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@JohnSimpsonNews This platform has become a cesspit of ignorance and hatred. Your professionalism and integrity will always be a challenge to those who prefer abuse to discussion. Your reporting is based on research and experience. It should be respected for its quality, even if views differ.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP It’s “Purple rain” though. As per the artist formerly known as Prince. Have they arrested him again yet?

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk @TiceRichard That’s nice. But I have a hunch that Richard doesn’t give a soft shit about Karen. But as long as she falls for the scam, who cares, eh?

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@Parody_PM “Only Tools and Nonces”

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelTakeMP @LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk You can’t blame him Sir. After all, Lee is a very exciting man. Any mere mortal would be stimulated by his company. And I don’t mean Reform Ltd. Although Reform does seem to attract a few blokes with a penchant for self gratification. Suella will soon kill their enthusiasm.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@MichaelRosenYes Astonishing that there are so many who will intrude on the grief and loss of a kind man whose intellect so dramatically outshines their own. And that they enjoy doing it, despite a total lack of evidence for their claims. Respect for your preparedness to engage with them, sir.

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@Ryandally08 @Nigel_Farage @KatieGrace2022 Good old Rupert. What could possibly go wrong? 😂

[paul bishop @paulbee46]

@Nigel_Farage Farage’s supporters are too ignorant to know what a fifth column is.