Paul B Norris

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[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Anyone got a good alternative to @WeTransfer, can’t actually send any files at the moment because they’ve decided to just show adverts.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

@anna_tims is it normal to use a surname for alias’ in articles?

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

@Celemony any idea why the 7 on the number pad won’t work when using ARA editing in pro tools? Cc @AvidProTools

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Avoid @tado at all costs. Product will randomly just stop working conveniently just after the warranty ends.

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

I see lots of Right wingers are using places like Denmark as a shining beacon of why National service is great.

It’s funny, cos they don’t ever seem to champion all the OTHER aspects of life for young Danes.

Little 🧵

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[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

There is a reason Rishi Sunak wants to get rid of NI, and it is not for you.

Amazon and 200 other companies pay no UK Corporation Tax at all.

But they still have to pay employers NI contributions.

Sunak wants them to pay no tax at all.

[Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪 @CliveWismayer]

‘Known to have used male prostitutes’ is Mark Menzies’ entry in the whips’ spreadsheet (which could use an update). No risk of kompromat there then! Now they’ve started tying him up & demanding a ransom for his release. Can’t make this shit up 😂😂😂

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | BREAKING: Rishi Sunak's Covid startup fund invested nearly £2 MILLION in firms linked to his wife

None of the four firms are declared publicly on Sunak's register of ministerial interests

[@guardian]

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

@StreetStephen @thameswater Hi Steve, Thames water are useless. I ended up having to email the entire executive team team to get anything done (it still hasn’t been but at least someone has replied with a date).

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

@thameswater No Raju. Please read the DMs I’ve been sending for weeks. I’m not doing it all again.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Hey @thameswater me again! When I finally spoke to someone in your complaints team last Friday they said they’d give me an update within 48 hours. Currently at 120 and I’ve heard nothing. Who do I complain about the complaints team too? Is there a complaints complaints team?

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

@thameswater Thanks for sending me an automated message. But please read.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

@thameswater No, you can just check the reference and my previous messages. I assume I’ll get a call tomorrow morning.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

@thameswater Hi Faris, check back through the weeks of dms for the info. Complaint ref is 54770096

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Why do you build me up, just to let me down. You never call @thameswater when you say you will.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Oh you didn’t call at 9am because you don’t work until 10 now? Why promise a 9am call 2 days straight @thameswater

I just want the fucking leak sorted and the correct meter fitted to my house. As it’s the meter leaking this really shouldn’t be hard.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Give me the phone number for the concerns team @thameswater because they’re incapable of making a call themselves despite your promises. @Ofwat

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Hey @thameswater gives who didn’t call again?! Yeah, it was you again. 800l of water a day leaking outside my house and no one can tell me what’s happening.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Hey @thameswater guess who didn’t fucking call?! That’s right it was you guys.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Now @thameswater are telling me to pay for a plumber to sort their problem?! You lot really are shit. Monopoly on one of the basic necessities of life and still can’t run a company.

[Paul B Norris @paulbnorris]

Hello @thameswater, what the fuck is the concerns department and why will it take them 60 working days to deal with the wrong meter being connected to my house while it spills 33l of water an hour into the ground?