Paul Collings

I've seen your mum naked.

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@Fortnums

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@Fortnums sod what’s in the basket, just give me the basket. #hamper #FortnumsChristmas #fortnum

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@HarveyWalters @HKane @HarryMaguire93 Thought he played brilliant.

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@bethaniejh1 Sounds like the job of an Escort.

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@bethaniejh1 I feel the same way down the healthy living isle in Tesco

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@SkyNewsBreak Then they can sell another book!

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@goustocooking It was this beauty!

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@goustocooking struggling to chop “nely” asked the wife and she’s confused to lol 🤪🤪🤪

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@bethaniejh1 George well is!

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@bethaniejh1

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@bethaniejh1 Don’t be mean 10 days! You know I’m not important as can have 10 days off and no one cared

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@bethaniejh1 @BoulterRobbie No stress.

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@bethaniejh1 @BoulterRobbie Eeeerrr think it did! Never see you!

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@bethaniejh1 @BoulterRobbie He’s probably looking for a job to get miles away from you!

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@RipFC_ Liam perhaps try Rugby?

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@liamlamb123 Most overrated restaurant ever! Bit like you at football overrated!

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@RipFC_ @HarryHutt98 @liamlamb123 Prolific!? LIAM! I’ve heard it all now.

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@RipFC_ I live in Mundford was this the shot? Or just one of Liam’s pro skills?