Paul Cottam

Comms & marketing consultant. Former head of content @Sport_England and @HMTreasury 🧩 Dishevelled Soldier 61 in Atonement! 📽️ Alpha course ✝️

[Paul Cottam @paulcottam]

Nicola Sturgeon's only crime was falling in love with someone who was dishonest and amoral. The witch hunt is ugly to watch. Her defence on @bbclaurak was solid and believable. Give her a break.

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Reminds me of Lily Savage:

"Two months I stood outside Athena. Could I see a picture of a dolphin? No I could not.

"I got moved on twice for soliciting."

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@X my followers and people I follow have disappeared. I had just under 2,000

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@Lord_Sugar Caffreys

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@LukeTryl Polanski?

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I love this woman @EmilyThornberry

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

emily thornberry owen jones do you feel sorry for theresa may sometimes i do why do you feel sorry for her well i just look at her and just think she looks dreadful

i had to post the full thing too

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@Kristinartz The Raggy Dolls

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@olliejustwanks Hahahahaah agreed!

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@atvfriend @TomSwarbrick1 !

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

god forbid a man enjoys his bank holiday

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Aubergines and avocados 🥑 🍆 ... Those working class favourites

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government has published the list of 125 “everyday essentials” that will see lower prices due to planned tariff cuts

Aubergines
Avocados
Baked beans
Bananas (fresh and dried)
Biscuits
Boiled sweets
Bread
Buckwheat
Candied fruit
Chewing gum
Chocolate (bulk and retail)
Chocolate bars
Chocolate drink preparations
Chocolate spreads
Chocolate with fruit, nuts or cereal
Citrus fruits (various)
Cocoa paste
Cocoa powder
Couscous
Crispbread
Crisps
Dried apples
Dried apricots
Dried figs
Dried papaya
Dried peaches/nectarines
Dried pears
Fonio
Fresh figs
Frozen fruits
Garlic
Gherkins
Gingerbread
Green tea
Jams and marmalades
Limes
Liquorice products
Margarine
Marzipan and pastes
Mixed dried fruit
Mixed fats and oils
Mixed fruit and nuts
Mixed nuts
Mixed preserved fruit and nuts
Non-alcoholic beverages
Olive oil (extra virgin)
Olive oil (other)
Olive oil (virgin)
Olives (for oil production)
Olives (fresh/chilled)
Olives (frozen)
Other fresh fruits
Other peppers (capsicum/pimenta)
Pickled peppers
Pizzas and quiches
Plant-based drinks
Plantains (fresh and dried)
Prepared vegetables
Preserved beans
Preserved citrus fruits
Preserved tropical fruit
Preserved vegetables
Processed potatoes
Quinoa
Rusks
Soups and broths
Sugar confectionery
Sugar tablets
Sweet peppers
Throat pastilles
Toasted bread products
Toffees and caramels
Tomato ketchup
Tomato sauces
Vegetable oils
Waffles and wafers

[Paul Cottam @paulcottam]

When they went up to 10p, we were outraged.

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Remember when these were 5p?

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@AuthorHMRead Should've been stored in the danger to life aisle alongside rat poison

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@SandipP61970438 So nice. The cola one. The blue one!

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@xPaxion Lethal. Took about twelve bites before it ripped open.

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@issacc_hunt I rest my case

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How incontrovertible manmade climate change became a culture war issue is the most confounding perversion of our time

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Thank goodness for Twitter's community notes

[Rod Mason @Rod__Mason]

Why are the ‘record temperatures’ at the Kew Gardens greenhouses, and the runway at Heathrow?

[Paul Cottam @paulcottam]

Can you add Maximus?

"No "

Hahahahahahahahah

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Russell Crowe stopped a mob of autograph seekers in Paris and made his terms very clear.

"Don't fu*king push in on me. As soon as somebody's a dick, I'm gone."

Honestly, fair enough.

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@LeftieStats @Ipsos_in_the_UK Haven't heard them abbreviated to Liberal for a long time (since they're an entirely different party altogether)