Paul Ens

Recovering from physical, spiritual, intellectual and emotional cancers. And Star Wars. And the Oilers.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

My lack of omniscience continues to be vexing.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

@pablohidalgo @TalkingBay94 bwa ha ha. ouch.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

I said that I wasn't going to get excited that they're making a movie based a comic series I co-wrote until first day of shooting. I guess today is that day. https://t.co/Hhz3lnUm1m

[Paul Ens @paulens]

You can't base your entire self-worth on your productivity. What you want to do is also compare yourself to others in areas where you are differently-capable, and heavily factor in how you imagine others perceive you. #mentalhealth

[Paul Ens @paulens]

Anyone who watched Poker Face and plays poker, tell me if I'm wrong... is Charlie's power only very rarely going to be useful at a poker table? They portray it very specifically as only direct lie detection. Specific verbal card claims are rare in a game. Am I wrong?

[Paul Ens @paulens]

One thing I really miss about California is midnight movie showings.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

Well, damn. How did I underestimate Apple? I did not expect to care one little bit about their VR device. Now.... mind reeling with work possibilities.

[Ben Davis @bendavis_86]

Every now and then something happens on TikTok that transcends social media and becomes a *work of art*

[Paul Ens @paulens]

Yes, but are there any podcasts about podcasts about podcasts.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

A company after my own heart.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

@pabl0hidalgo I remember it as the whole world knowing, but us having to pretend to George that maybe people didn't. 🤷‍♂️

[Paul Ens @paulens]

@gurghi I mean, it's bright green.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

She's smarter than I.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Knows To Stay Away From Certain Parts Of Own Psyche At Night https://t.co/l1ulCDLi29

[Paul Ens @paulens]

@IndigoGentleman How do you feel about the cheaper-end portable compressors?

[Paul Ens @paulens]

The first day of NHL playoffs comes but just once a year! 🥳🤩

[Paul Ens @paulens]

This BTTF4 fan-trailer is the best resurrection I saw this season. 😮🔥 https://t.co/W3L7CeRf0K

[Paul Ens @paulens]

Sadly, Star Wars announcements hit my ears like a boy crying wolf.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

I'm just now seeing the scene from some season of Big Bang Theory where they try to get on to Skywalker Ranch. They did a pretty good job of recreating the gate and security booth. That is all.

[Paul Ens @paulens]

ChatGFY - responds to every prompt with a contextually-inspired variation of "go fuck yourself"

[Paul Ens @paulens]

Santa gathers way more personal information about our kids than TikTok ever could, and no one seems concerned about what government he’s working for.