Paul Funk

Creative Arts Minister at Oakland Drive Christian Church

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

@ellenbacca We already had President Camacho elected in 2016...

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

“All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” - Blaise Pascal

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

I searched for the clearance aisle at Meijer because a fellow dad told me I could get a $1 window scraper... and was genuinely dejected when I didn't get the same deal #dadlife

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

Just used the phrase "we need to reapply sunscreen" for the first time in my life #dadlife

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

@existentialfish This trailer for Matrix 4 makes me think the Wachowski sisters have lost their edge...

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

Way to be, Google...

[Mark Christian @mchristianirish]

“The (gospel) message remains constant. It is the messenger who must swallow his pride, who must give up his rights, who must change his freedom into slavery. Woe to those who trim the message so that they don’t have to trim themselves.” NTWright

[The Unappreciated Pastor @Rev_Norespect]

It’s colder than a nursery workers stare after a 55 minute sermon.

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

@mchristianirish A favorite Christmas pasttime: Carrie turning on HM movies, and I make snide comments until she kicks me out of the room. Bah humbug

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

@mchristianirish Wait... Did she break up with her ridiculously out-of-touch boyfriend (who would have proposed if he had a clue) 20 sec before falling into that guy's arms??

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

Got my new pallet wood barn door done!!

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

@ericdush ... Can you relate?? https://t.co/dzePphPhZN

[Worship Sound Guy @WorshipSoundGuy]

"Can I have the guitar up? That's good. Now down just a tiny bit? Great...a little more? No back up. YES! NICE!" I never touched the knob.

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

Love me some @Adam4d https://t.co/b1huOUSzbp

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

@crazy_pig_lady As much as it drives me crazy, I know my best will be empty before I'm ready for it

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

#IllinoisMarathon
#PaulFunk crossed Finish at 10:56
Split: 03:48:11
Pace: 08:43 min/mi Traking provided by #AMTRAK

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

#IllinoisMarathon
#PaulFunk crossed 20 Mile Split at 09:58
Split: 02:50:01
Pace: 08:31 min/mi Traking provided by...

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

#IllinoisMarathon
#PaulFunk crossed 13.1 Mile Split at 08:59
Split: 01:50:36
Pace: 08:27 min/mi Traking provided by...

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

#IllinoisMarathon
#PaulFunk crossed 10 Mile Split at 08:33
Split: 01:24:36
Pace: 08:28 min/mi Traking provided by...

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

#IllinoisMarathon
#PaulFunk crossed 10K Split at 08:00
Split: 00:52:20
Pace: 08:26 min/mi Traking provided by #AMTRAK

[Paul Funk @paulfunk26]

No campfire is safe while I'm around... https://t.co/Fq7iK904vY

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Perfectly Good Bonfire Ruined By Worship Leader Who Just Happened To Have His Guitar https://t.co/1cEiYAIiAk