Paul Hellwege

dtx, usaf

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:

- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter

[‏ً @tufdaxx]

That punch was for all tourists in the world 😂❤️

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Just let him run for President. Trump shits on the constitution constantly. Let us break the rules once as a treat.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico:

“I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas. 

And unlike Ken, I believe that you, James, believe in unity over division and that you know how to assemble not only Democrats but Independents and Republicans and we need that right now. 

We need unity, we don't need any more division and that's why I'm supporting you.”

[Joe @electionsjoe]

WHAT. TALARICO GETTING AN ENDORSEMENT FROM PAXTON'S OWN LAWYER IS CRAZY.

[Texas Rangers Wizard @txrangerwizard]

Reminder:

Chris Martin had an ERA of 16.80 in his rehab, a 7.11 on the season and just gave up the dealing blow in the 8th inning.

Gavin Collyer had a 2.84 ERA never gave up a homer and had an opponent batting average of .143 to Martin’s .393

Genuinely the worst roster move.

[Cougar Dave! @UHClayborn33]

Ken Paxton is without a doubt, one of the worst political candidates Texas can offer. He used taxpayer funds to pay for his mistress and was divorced on biblical grounds. He should be in jail right now not running for Senator. So it’s him or the Seminarian.

It’s that easy.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

He also said that Mexico was going to pay for the border wall, Hillary Clinton would go to jail, we would get mass deportations, we would cut the national debt, and we wouldn’t start new wars.

Sorry if I’m having a hard time believing this.

[MLB Camera Roll @MLBCameraRoll]

2023 World Series, Game 1. Bottom of the 9th, down by 2.

Then Corey Seager steps to the plate 😤

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Asha Sharma became CEO of Xbox only 2 months ago and she's already done some big things for its customers:

- Cut Xbox Game Pass Ultimate from $29.99 to $22.99 per month
- Announced Project Helix, the codename for the next-gen console
- Rebranded from Microsoft Gaming back to simply Xbox
- Scrapped the “This is an Xbox” marketing campaign
- Committed to human-crafted games and ruled out low-quality AI content
- Boosted direct fan engagement on X with faster responses and updates

[MLB @MLB]

Evan Carter robs Oneil Cruz of a homer! 😱

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Imagine if the Eagles picked up like 75% of their first downs with tush pushes and they gave Jalen Hurts the MVP for it.

That’s SGA.

[mariah 🦋 @alltooriah]

😭😭😭😭😭

[🌲✈GFFan🇨🇦💫 @forever_gf618]

And that's why they have a seat at the table...

[Freelancer @localguy76]

These bluebonnet "State Connects" that @Wadeicus has been sharing are so so good, and it's a gut punch that we won't see the team actually wear these. Makes me wonder if the whole "City Connect" concept shouldn't be a fan created, fan voted thing all along. Give winner szn tix.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Matthew 6:5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.”