Paul McCarthy

Ha ha ... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.

[Paul McCarthy @PaulPMcCarthy]

Make typewriter noises when eating corn on the cob. Eating canned corn? Keep quiet. No one cares.

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@AmariTu53004870 @thesnlnetwork Taran was an absolute gem!

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@tforthomas @ThatEricAlper @Addison_Binek F Addison!!!! He knows what he did!

[lexy @lexygranthem]

DO NOT toss scissors. It’s extremely addicting. You’ll start tossing scissors all the time. Then you’ll get really good at tossing scissors. Because you’ve practiced so much. You’ll become popular and get invited to parties.

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@ThatEricAlper

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#BillsFans #billsmafia

[Rowdy Roddy Piper @R_Roddy_Piper]

@Duell76 @ColtToombs. still has God Dust on him!! When he's in trouble, mades u mad, no matter how sad, or how bad the lad Hug him, ur Dad!

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#GoBills

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JetBlue: Your direct flight to Buffalo has been canceled. But don’t worry, we’ll get you a hotel room for the night. Not a very nice one but hey. You’ll still have to buy food for your family of four. Good news! Your flight the next day will be delayed so you’ll miss @JetBlue

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@JetBlue

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@pmxcrowleyjr My father never once tweeted about the Bills, what a poser!

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@bbcicecream @hufworldwide @jimmygorecki @arturoshoots I purchased two Yankees BBC caps, was shipped only one? I’ve been waiting a week for any type of response via email!

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@JamesRadio It is, one Wilson’s across from right about Merry Go Round and another down the stretch by Waldenbooks.

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@JamesRadio It was Wilson’s and Chess King, which eventually because a second Wilson’s. Two Wilson’s on the the same side on the same stretch in the middle of the mall.

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when Eminem said “If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip?” he was talking about eating an entire bag of Oreo’s, correct?

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@JamesRadio I daubt you were an adult through any of the drought.

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@lexygranthem See something, say something

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@sassy_sony007

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Hear me out: an even more powerful telescope

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@BBrains26 I would like to order the combo where you annoy the boners at everyone’s work. Mine’s named Will…. he suuuuucks