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[p @paulroybach]

@parsonsm89 @easyJet Did you get this sorted, MikeyP?

[p @paulroybach]

@AndCoat @carolecadwalla happens for quite a long time. Then suddenly it appears to accelerate. So the chain reaction may have begun, but the explosion won't be seen for a while if so.

[p @paulroybach]

@AndCoat @carolecadwalla ah - it'll be because the R is just over one in some places (based on the latest public data). So it's more of a slow time bomb. So, if R=1.1 somewhere, then 1 person infects on average 1.1 people, but if you incorporate incubation period, then it appears as if nothing

[p @paulroybach]

@davidallengreen One of the most peculiar things about the whole statement, I found, was the inclusion of seeing an elderly gentleman at Barnard Castle. I don’t think anyone would remember this event a month and a half later.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

That Cabinet explanation in full: If you people really cared for your family, you'd have broken the rules too.

[Joe Pike @joepike]

Tried to show @BorisJohnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to lie on a pile of coats on the floor of a Leeds hospital.

The PM grabbed my phone and put it in his pocket:

@itvcalendar | #GE19

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

“Will you apologise for the Conservatives masquerading as a FactCheck service?”

That was the question @C4Ciaran put to Michael Gove who said it was right to call out “those untruths that Labour are responsible for.”

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Programme motion defeated.

Ayes 308
Noes 322

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[p @paulroybach]

@realDonaldTrump didn't you pay for actors to cheer for you?

[p @paulroybach]

@realDonaldTrump i'm still proud to live in a place that strives for solidarity rather than segregation.

[dai @vietbaddie]

#GrowingUpWithGlasses
Eye doctor: read the last line

[p @paulroybach]

@margotlorena you have changed my life.

[p @paulroybach]

never make jokes about wholegrain bread before your first date.

[p @paulroybach]

tweeting like it's 1685