Paul Martin

Can I swap the tomato for an extra sausage please?

[Paul Martin @paulstaines]

@duolingo So you don't replenish my hearts and don't let me practice to earn more, which means I am not going to be able to stay on as long which means I won't watch as many adverts. Seriously bad move.

[Paul Martin @paulstaines]

Cracking show in York. Thanks Lemn.

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@louisachaplin They were a Christmas present, but I guess from @danny_robins website. https://t.co/5DsFVJAzry

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@katebobster @danny_robins Me and my boy!

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@MrsRecruiter75 And to you guys.

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@MrsRecruiter75 Just don’t like him, always performing, strikes me as not very genuine, Booby on the other hand...what a lovely lad. Happy with Ellie winning though.

[Paul Martin @paulstaines]

You'll be able to hear my piece on any of these stations: BBC Radio Humberside, BBC Radio Leeds, BBC Radio Sheffield or BBC Radio York. It's on the BBC Upload Show this Saturday between 6-8pm. @hannahsackville @BBCUpload

I'll be performing my poem, Train Home For Christmas.

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@danny_robins Now, I've had a lot of paranormal experiences in my long life. But I never ever had a kettle based nightmare until last night! Thanks Danny. Great show in Darlo.

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@_EvelynHollow Blummin' brilliant show. Thank you. There was a mix of sceptics and believers in our party of 5, but we all just loved it. Great stuff.

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@danny_robins @BBCiPlayer Bloody hell, Danny. Ep3 truly spooky. Going to see the live show in Darlington, if it is a terrifying as that episode, the drive home will be er...interesting. Well done on the transition to TV - awesome.

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@MrsRecruiter75 @TransportFocus Clearly I'm not in the industry, but doesn't a great customer experience include having guards/conductors or whatever you call them now on trains and ticket offices kept open? Ours is under threat and it is really well used. Also, clear transparent ticketing and reliable service?

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@terrychristian Going in your money box to find an IOU from your mum.

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@MrsRecruiter75 The sober life has so much more time, my weekend mornings are so much more productive now. You are doing brilliantly.

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@northernnobby That's been my entire day.

[Hambleton Recycling @RecycleHDC]

We get a lot of dirty nappies in recycling bins. 🤢💩 🦨 Disposable nappies can't be recycled, please put them in your black household waste bin. 👍

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@StuartMaconie Blummin irritating that it doesn't get sold down here.

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@mrchrisaddison My favourite was always 'gun, yes gun'(8).

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@Lloyd_Cole @thejustincurrie Lovely stuff, Rattlesnakes was one of the very first CDs I bought a million years ago. It's still on heavy rotation in my house now.

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@arobertwebb Hopefully not the radio edit. I sing 'cake at the seaside' . Drives my kid nuts.