Paul Carpenter

Part programmer, part engineer, part maker, part husband, part daddy, all doozer!

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@IsSaddleThereIs @haringeycouncil @HaringeyGreens I salute your restraint. I would have taken his mirror off.

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@TomLondon6 @MikeyCycling Funny, I don't remember the Jews invading Germany and raping and murdering babies in the name of God? Must have missed that bit...

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@BeckyJohnson222 @DrNeilStone Well yeah, they would drop 50% its hard for a child to die of sids when they already died of something the could have been vaccinated for.

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@2wheelsgoodBrum @shifa_emre_ali @willnorman But is your half hourly service TFL? Because that would imply that it's probably supposed to be a 10 minutely service. That or you have the pleasure of First Bus.

I was looking at Cologne the other day. €4.50 from the airport to the centre of town. Not the Heathrow Express...

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@2wheelsgoodBrum @shifa_emre_ali @willnorman It's not a high bar. I ask though, would you prefer a 10 minutely service that turns up every half an hour at random times, or a half hourly service that turns up when it says it will?

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@2wheelsgoodBrum @shifa_emre_ali @willnorman I don't disagree with you there, but people need alternatives and TFL ain't it. If I wanted to take my daughter to gymnastics its 21 mins by car and over an hour by public transport, assuming it a) turns up and b) doesn't break down...

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@2wheelsgoodBrum @shifa_emre_ali @willnorman Tell that to the people getting smogged out on The Bourne :D

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@OpenChiswickW4 Segregated cycleways with curbs are a deathtrap. One zombie pedestrian steps out in front of you and you are over that curb and under a bus. And let's face it 95% of pedestrians are zombies!

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@shifa_emre_ali @willnorman If you want any evidence of this, just look at the mile long tailbacks to Southgate Circus. Stopping cars using roads and forcing them onto routes that already weren't fit for purpose isn't a solution, it's fine based income dressed up with virtue signaling!

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@perrigame

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Yes, every book and her laptop are destroyed, so quite frankly, fuck you!

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@TfL I would like to commend the driver of the 34 from Cooks Ferry Roundabout who drove off with my daughter at his door at about 17:20 today for being a colossal bell end. I would also like to thank @tfl for forgetting to put the next 2 busses on in the middle of a thunder storm

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@perrigame @idlewildgirl ?

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@DrNeilStone @Luizmd I think in this case you will find that the MD stands for Massive Dick (a warning that he is one, not that he has one as that would be false advertising)

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@twrose1990 @TheAKGuy I'm getting tired of them missing

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@DrNeilStone Ivermectin does work on worms (even brain worms)

Autism may cause vaccines

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@Erdayastronaut @thecyberfam Haters gonna hate. Honestly Tim your stream is the only one I would even bother watching. Did I fall asleep before the scrub last night, sure, but you can sympathise with the late our here in the UK. Keep doing what you do and have a good onward journey.

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@DanielLMcAdams And one of those pictures is also clear of Terrorists

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@DJSnM Donny boy?

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@DrNeilStone But that graph doesn't show the billions of deaths from the polio vaccine. There is a huge correlation in people that have taken the polio vaccine and dying of something other than polio! Let that sink in for a minute.