Paul W. Turing

Reader of books, lover of cooks, servin looks

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

@Outlier I have a question about your GRID LINEN TOWEL - is it okay to use it after swimming in a pool, or will chlorine damage the linen?

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

@GLITTERMONEYYY YAAASSS ITS OUT https://t.co/lnLriTzAcJ

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

Arrivals at Logan Airport may be the greatest place on Earth to see people make some Decisions

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

Man, the sensory overload I experience at airports is so much more salient since COVID. So many sounds 😞. So many smells 🤢. So many dudes in sweatpants 👀.

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

I don't limit myself to madness only in March

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

And then they kissed? 🥺

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

He’s Beauty. He’s Grace. He’s Jovey McJupiterFace.

[Josh Madden @LateNightNap]

i would like sugar ray merch for christmas

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

Everyday I stare out my office window, looking down at the beautiful street below, and think “really? You’re REALLY just going to park there? You’re taking up like 3 spots, just pull up to the car in front of you!” #streetparkinginthecity

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

Buy me this.

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

Magic Treehouse 4 lyfe

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

Productivity is for Wednesdays

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

qtips are damaging and unnecessary for your ears. im built different

[Paul W. Turing @paulwturing]

What’s fun about having a cold is that when you finally eat something (buttered toast) you feel Amazing for one (1) hour and then it’s back into the Dark Fog

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

not nearly enough people talk about how the emperors new groove is a perfect film