don

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Remember they said weed was a gateway drug hahahahah. Like if you smoke some pot you’re gonna try meth tomorrow. Old white people are so god damn stupid

[don @pavedwaves]

Holy FUCK i hate my coworkers

[don @pavedwaves]

They all think im a weirdo because instead of smoking or scrolling on breaks i stand perfectly still in a beam of sunlight and pretend im a flower

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

dudes at house parties: this song was on Tony Hawk Pro Skater

[don @pavedwaves]

Playing a risky game of how much baylee's can i add to my coffee before my coworkers smell it.
#imoldgreg

[don @pavedwaves]

Trudeau just looooves flexing that he can speak french on everyone eh.
We don't know what the fuck you're saying buddy nobody actually speaks french not even the french

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

american culture is telling a 17 year old to pick something they like to do and bet $100,000 and 4 years that they’ll like doing it for the rest of their entire life

[don @pavedwaves]

@beachcvt Word

[Jeremy the Wise @beachcvt]

its sick that the indigenous people of the americas invented blasting cigs like 8000 years ago. they were so ahead of their time.

[don @pavedwaves]

*youth pastor voice*:
"you know who else was a big virgen looser? "

[don @pavedwaves]

The masculine urge to ask your ex how her car is running every time you see her.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Pretty rockstar shit right here https://t.co/4lheU6DhkK

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

Me: (Hurriedly putting my boxers and pants back on) It's too close to the butthole

Her: What?

Me: I didn't realize how close it was

[don @pavedwaves]

When i was a kid my friends and i would say the most horrible fucked up hateful shit to one another haha

[don @pavedwaves]

Fancy restaurants be like.
Make it look like shit and be impossible to eat. 👌

[don @pavedwaves]

Edward dicksforhands

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

asking my cat the tough questions. "whose belly is this, is this your belly, is this the smallest belly i've ever seen," etc.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’ll be like “I’m so stressed I’m in hell” and it’s just about an email