Ethan!🦌🔞 bryan enthusiast

⊹🐾dont bully me I'll cum :( ٭ᰔᩚ܀

[Ethan!🦌🔞 bryan enthusiast @pawsome405]

me deciding between creaming crying or screaming in resident evil

[isa ! ♡ @isafangs]

"does puppy want a treat?" puppy wants to be able to properly express what she feels to the people she cares about

[rosie 🥀 @m00nlitroses]

just wanted to bring to attention that this thursday will mark 14 days since ao3 went down which means we very well could have it back by this weekend

[osprey/lamb @ihatewater2322]

white people when 2 black people both have beards

[˚. ᵎᵎ 𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓍 .𐙚˚ @Nanxna_]

Yo cuando saquen un cigarro sabor a hombre sumiso y rogon

[౨ৎ⋆ lizzy | 🧪🪙/🔁˚｡ @lvinqp]

i love being home alone so i can goon as loud as i want

[austin thinker 💭 @comfyausty]

he’s so done 😭

[mia ᥫ᭡. @miasmissing]

imagine dating me n then boom i jus start biting the fuck out of u

[miami☆ @hyp3rc4m]

we never seeing a deal above 50% ever again

[1973 Chevy Chevelle Malibu @TheDronee]

I love this meme so much

[єℓιѕкα ! 🧁 @pinkkitttycakes]

some people view everyone they meet as a potential partner and it's really annoying

[Sophieee @JustSophia01]

Boss: “I hope this email finds you well”
How this email finds me:

[EvilMutt🦴🔞 @PawedSmutt]

need to be force fed viagra, tied up, and used for hours again rrrfffghhh

[Joshwelt @weltszznn]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’d block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me. 😭

[𐙚𝒪𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶♡💗 @Debonperc]

A Palestinian child does not have to compete with a Black American child for my outrage. Both deserve to grow old. What an astonishingly low bar for civilization.

[𓏲ּ𝄢 @kyawachuun]

if I like your reply and take 20 mins to reply that's because it took me 20 minutes to think of that reply don't throw tomatoes at me

[eu me prostituía pa comer xisburgi @thepenisboy]

i just miked all over myself #frickbears

[junie hodukavich ; #minimumwagetwt #pic11 #grayan @wondertwinning]

i was irritated when i watched this in the theater and there was no "no sweat" smile like wtf do the thing bruh

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

your tolerance on genai use should always be zero. do not give an inch to these people

[wurm @wurmm__]

theres almost something sexual about porn

[luca @cisnistr]

what i need is a freak4freak relationship where the sex is so good that we gotta do it twice a day