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[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

Before I tweet I pause for a millisecond. Then think "fuck it" and press the send button.

Thank your gods I'm not in charge of missiles.

[N 🇬🇧 @nickehyphens]

Love it, only the British could have a major sporting event explained by reference to the pubs en route. #boatrace2018

[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

@Organism_46B Right? At least I paused (and have no finger on a nuclear trigger)

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

A child is sexually assaulted every 8 minutes in America.

Today, every single one of them heard their president say: "I don't believe you — and even if I do believe you, I don't care."

[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

Of course The Predator in Chief would side with a child molester, that's how rich white men work.

[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

@koalaslament you sensual fucking genius 😂

[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

@koalaslament

[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

As a firm believer in equality I'm starting a campaign for Aquaman's costume to be nothing but strategically draped seaweed.

[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

@JoshuaGuess @OhNoSheTwitnt I kinda want to pin this to my own account 😭

[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

@OhNoSheTwitnt And other women are pressured to publicly denounce the sexual predator while men are... nothing, they don't have to do shit apparently

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

There is a simple motive behind President Trump's FAKE NEWS narrative, and it is based on dictatorship ideologies. He is using it to prepare his base for evidence of Russian collusion -- To discredit our intelligence agencies, the court system and the US Constitution.

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

But...did they stand for the national anthem? https://t.co/wIiauV8YPs

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

I conspired with Russia and I obstructed justice to cover it up. My voters are too dumb to realize it and the GOP won’t impeach me b/c they helped me do it. #NewTrumpTwitterBio

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Mike Pence: We WILL send a man to the moon again.

Please be Trump please be Trump please be Trump please be Trump please-

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

"guns don't kill people" = "dishwashers don't wash dishes" = "combs don't comb"