Kyle Hoffmann

I'm just this guy standing on a planet. But really I'm just a speck.

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@bag0_ @TheGoyAvenger This is catchy as fuck.

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@SandyofCthulhu Halo 2 had a great urban legend, the Ghost of Lockout. I think to this day there are still believers. https://t.co/CJO8fTHdKF

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@McDonalds I was just told by the manager at a store that there was nothing they could do to replace my order after it was stolen from the mobile pickup before I got to the store. The staff confirmed on the cameras and said it was too expensive to replace. Nice customer service..

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@stoic_hodl That and YouTube comments.

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@Kylestones @njdotcom @joe_reddd This is 2 miles from my house

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@hankgreen Nuclear Medicine: Can we put tiny weapons systems into people to make them live longer?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

it costs zero dollars to retweet my art 💕 your rt is my next client

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@stoic_hodl @davidfrum I feel like that’s the wrong comparison to make - what’s the consumption of Bitcoin mining relative to banking, the financial sector, monetary exchange, etc.?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I’m a messy little slut for peanut butter

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@stoic_hodl Thanks.

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@juliehoff_ Drake and Josh is an important addition to that lineup.

[Jeezy @Herjeezy]

Elon Musk in the office trying to figure out what to name X Æ A-12

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

my new year resoltution: be the same but more corn

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop scrolling 🛑 ✋🏾!!! IM FROM THE FUTURE 🤖 🚀🚨i need to let you know 😳😳 that 2020 will be the best year you’ve ever had 🎉🎊🤩🤩! u finna accomplish so much 🥳🥳 & learn a lot about life🌎🌍🤨!! i’m so proud of you 😰😰no cap 🚫🧢 !! ight u can scroll now!! ☝🏾

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@wdwtoday Shout out to our bus driver Michael (doing this since ‘89) for taking us to Coronado Springs (aptly named Caribbean Beach) in style and good humor #sharkbait #CastCompliment

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@Kylestones @joe_reddd @SWFL_Yinzer @ClayTravis @KamalaHarris

[Kyle Hoffmann @paxt0nite]

@WDWToday Shout out to Andrew at Guest Relations in Animal Kingdom for helping us deal with a rainy night and a surprising number of clones! #CastCompliment

[Cranky Pharmacist @CrankyPharmer]

🤷‍♂️: i have insurance
👨‍💼: it’s saying no active coverage. I suggest calling them.
🤷‍♂️: can’t YOU call 🤬
👨‍💼:(😐) sure....they said you have no active coverage and advise you to call them

x1000
Happy new year!

[LionstoneRxBetch @Lanternlizard]

Over the last 12 months the number of prescription medications on backorder seem to be at an all time high, IMHO.

#ItsOutOfControl

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2018 (2018 - 2018)