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@ridgewallet My one has started to loose the little screws

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@elonnews40 18

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@FDogenews32 Mona Lisa

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@BenHilly94 @TheBarmyArmy

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@historyrock_ Nope

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@BBCSport You’ll all be wearing helmets soon 😂

Where theirs blame theirs a claim

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@CinemaTweets1 Terrible movie

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@RandomTheGuy_ @MattWallace888 Turn the game off and get a cup of tea

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@elonmusk Truly shocking 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@SteveInmanClips If the officer was fitter she could’ve caught her without using the taser.

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@LizKershawDJ I don’t know, probably change his mind in a few months

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@Rainmaker1973 Nothing but your out of pocket for feed, vets bills etc. Should have butchered it and sold it for £400 an eighth

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@worldtattooG Very good, but what will it look like in 10/20 years? Would all the details blur out?

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@hartgoat Thank the Lord it wasn’t Heinz Ketchup 😂

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@JamesMelville Had all three 😂

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@BBCSport Oh give over 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Rainmaker1973 I’d do that if you stuck a Tesla coil up my arse😂

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@CinemaTweets1 6/10 not as good as the first one

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@425RobertZ @steveinman Until you need them 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@sphynxmaine @Rainmaker1973 Definitely not a photo 😂😂