Jimp

Just a simple man, trying to make his way in the galaxy.

[Michigan Men's Lacrosse @UMichLacrosse]

GOALIE GOAL!

#GoBlue

[Jimp @payday31]

@BBCBreaking

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911!

“I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me:
https://t.co/lvBEGegvKz

[Ben Hunt @EpsilonTheory]

Scottie Scheffler just lucky to be alive after aiming his two-ton murder weapon at that cop. Would have been a tragedy of his own making, really.

[Jimp @payday31]

@BarstoolBigCat

[St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday]

Editorial: Lawmakers think you're dumb and your vote doesn't matter. Prove them wrong. https://t.co/THcwN7hA05

[Jimp @payday31]

@lkorac10 Hell of a season, never stopped fighting, bitter taste to motivate in the offseason. Future is bright.

[Jimp @payday31]

@ajsepe17 @jprutherford Or at least split them up (which is what it looks like they did now)

[Jimp @payday31]

Me all day at work today. #letsgoblues

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

THE ST. LOUIS BLUES ARE IN THE HOUSE

Being down 2-0 gives you the chance to do something really special! Become the NIGHTMARES you know you can be tonight against Winnepeg!

Thank you Coach Montgomery, Jordan Binnington and all the @StLouisBlues let's get a win tonight!

[Jimp @payday31]

@lkorac10 Marchessault should be out of the game. Full speed launched into Broberg about 5 seconds after the whistle. What a baby

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

I wonder how many Americans who consider themselves politically aware could pass a civics test about how our government is supposed to function. I wonder how many Americans who ostensibly talk about politics as part of how they make a living could. Our anti-education/anti-knowledge culture has come for our constitutional society. And people who consider themselves "patriotic" celebrate dismantling the very aspects of our Framer's work that those exquisite-minded guys were most proud of. Co-equal branches of govt and checks and balances. Not bugs...but this system's greatest features. We are a politically hypocritical society and this will cost us. Can you imagine if the Biden/Harris/Hillary Clinton crowd were doing and saying the sort of things Trump is saying now? How many of you Trump fans would be ready to take to the streets? "That's what the 2d Amendment is for Dan"...how many times have I been told that by the "defenders of our Constitution"? For 40 years you've been saying it to me! So...it's only a problem if THEY'RE doing it? One side gets a pass at assaulting the constitutional wall that protects us all, and the other doesn't? How many of you would say "they're only joking" or "don't worry, it's a negotiation position" if Kamala Harris said these things? Serious question. You'd be just fine with it? No big deal? And I'm sure the right-wing talker's ecosystem would be too? All of this is going to come back to bite us. All of it. We are shortsighted, propagandized, political hypocrites. And we simply refuse to apply the same standards to both sides.
And while I'm ranting: half of this problem is the fault of the Democratic Party. I've never seen such a toothless, feckless, directionless, passion-free group of poor political candidates in my life (and I was of voting age in the Mondale/Dukakis years). Only their most radical wing shows any passion or life at all...and that's the group that absolutely, positively can't win a general election.
When the great historian in the sky writes about this era the "other party" in a two-party system deserves a ton of the blame too. Everyone over 70 years old in that party should resign right now. What Trump is trying to do in our system now is exactly what the Founders designed safeguards to prevent. And that's why Trump is targeting the safeguards.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

People have been spreading a lot of B.S. and talking a lot of shit about the L.A. wildfires.

But at the same time, smart people have been saying smart things. Here are the right lessons we should be learning from this disaster:

https://t.co/WsdrOkrjeH

[Saint Louis Zoo @stlzoo]

Happy New Year!

We'd like to kick off 2025 by sharing some of your most-loved baby animal moments over the last year here at the Zoo.

The Zoo is closed today for the holiday. We reopen tomorrow Jan. 2 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

[Jimp @payday31]

@lkorac10 Wait is that a relative or Tim Biakabatuka!?

[Richard (NOT Down Bad Right Now) @umichwolverine1]

Michigan enters The Horseshoe to “The Beast” from Sicario. Cinematic 🔥〽️

[Alumni Association of the University of Michigan @michiganalumni]

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[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK!!!!!!

#GoBlue

[Jimp @payday31]

@Wonkette Welcome to Missouri voting results since 2000