Darren Payne

37 single, and father of 3 amazing kids!

[Darren Payne @payne85]

@garyvee Gary, been following you for sometime. I was going to write you a story about things, how you got me back on my feet, gave me confidence and made me feel like I had worth. But I don’t think you’ll actually see this. I’m out of fuel now. I’m trying but I’m out.

[Darren Payne @payne85]

@AldiUK 🫴

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Good afternoon @RSPCA_official as a VP can I call upon you to urgently investigate and definitively prosecute this appalling abuse - thus upholding our standards of animal welfare protection . Thank you . RT

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Florentino Perez

"Youngsters play videogames so find football matches too long, we need to evolve, we need to change"

"If youngsters are finding matches too long, maybe we have to cut the length ? "

I swear to God 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Darren Payne @payne85]

You can also set an SOS on your Samsung too! You can set a specific phone number for it to automatically message, it will take pictures from the front and back camera and record audio.
Go to settings
Advanced features
Send SOS message
Then turn on and follow the instructions.

[Darren Payne @payne85]

Am I the only one that is annoyed it says Capitol and not Capital?

[Darren Payne @payne85]

Me: hi mate you OK?

Friend: yeah all good here, read on FB that you passed away.

Me: ha, obviously not then lol

Friend: erm well read it on FB and there's a video on YouTube, soooo..

Me: well obviously it's bollocks as I'm here now

Friend: bro don't be a sheep. Its on FB

[Darren Payne @payne85]

Why would the government want to control me🤣

At least I'll be able to go on holiday and out to wherever.

Not a debate or question...just saying.

[Darren Payne @payne85]

I don't get how getting a vaccine means the government wants to control us.

I have a birthday certificate, passport, driving license, bank account, address, vote, tax code, national insurance number, etc.... but getting a vaccine means they want to control me??

[Darren Payne @payne85]

@professorgreen I got my @Living_DNA kit today. Thanks and will post the results when I get them!!!

[Darren Payne @payne85]

Let's hope Liverpool get done for breaking the government guidelines and letting more than 6 in!!!

[Darren Payne @payne85]

Is there any point in the intro for programmes on, on demand? What kind of person doesn't press skip intro??? #Psychopath

[Darren Payne @payne85]

Finally catching up on @TheWalkingDead really think they need to do a season on how the UK is dealing with it. Would all be good until the dead try entering the pubs!

[Football Stories @BestOfF00tball]

Liverpool fans celebrating winning the Premier League after waiting 30 years by fighting each other. 😂😂

[Darren Payne @payne85]

@piersmorgan this may help!