Payton

kind of like cartman but with the ability to follow through — she/her

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

sorry for being a bitch i don’t like how my clothes feel and i can’t tell if im real

[Payton @payscho]

@oliviameno we’re ugly and probably abt to clock in for a bar shift

[Payton @payscho]

cheerios are 7 dollars we’re in hell

[Payton @payscho]

the fact that i have to remember to renew my registration change the cat litter make my car payment manage my gut health clock in do my taxes feed myself ~3x a day pay water and utilities exfoliate on monday and thursday and i think i forgot something but it’s giving ridiculous

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Megan Thee Stallion dressed as Sailor Moon while performing at Summer Sonic Festival in Tokyo, Japan. 🇯🇵

[Payton @payscho]

whenever i feel bad abt myself i literally jus go to the gas station…………..i need a lil treat n a cat call

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

nature is healing because it's 2022 and hot topic looks like this

[Payton @payscho]

as the constitution was written by and for white men, the dmv was created by and for the fucking birds🥰🥰🥰🐦🐦🐦🐧🐥🐣🐔🐤🦅🦆

[Payton @payscho]

normalize apple juice in cocktails i want my juicy juice 😡😡😡

[Arvind Narayanan @random_walker]

Some people remember where they were when they heard they were admitted to their dream school. I remember where I was when I heard about Command + Shift + T

[Payton @payscho]

today’s worst person award goes to the audi in front of me with the custom license plate that says “stellar”

[Dirty Hit @DirtyHit]

6 years of ILIWYS🖤

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Snapchat: Check out this snap from 2 years ago.

Me, in the Snap: Haha it's so fun to breath in raw air at Target. Hey bro maybe later we can go bowling and eat pizza without washing our bowling ball hands. You can cough in my mouth.

[Payton @payscho]

when u can’t leave the house without wearing ur rings or u have a panic attack 🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😋😋😋

[sick public transit, gloria @seungylee14]

how did Babylonians know Babylon is a name that slap super hard. there were only like three cities before Babylon. 5000 years later, Babylon is still top 5 city name

[bartleby the girl boss 💅🏻 @kathcor3]

i’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. if you can’t tell i’m a little gay then that’s on you

[Payton @payscho]

it really always do be the bitch with the nissan altima 🙄🙄🙄