Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock

Rehabilitated slut. 🦄

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[𓂆 deeja🫒 @deedeehimawari]

ARE Y’ALL NOT HEARING THIS?? ARE YOU NOT ENRAGED??? THEY INFILTRATED THE REFUGEE CAMP IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID!!! IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID!!!!!!!

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

guess this sign

[Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock @paytonOMG]

@JBWasAGenius @cryptodae22 She’s changed so much about her looks, idk why she even cares about genetics. Anyone in her family can just get surgery to look how they want.

[emily may @emilykmay]

this box has been sitting in my hallway for *six weeks* and my husband has not asked me what it is, why I haven’t opened it, or if I should ever plan on moving it and this is what it’s like when both partners have ADHD.

[riley @princess_antifa]

family calls police for help when their 11 year old child is being targeted by a predator on the internet, and the family just wants to police to let their kid know how dangerous it is, a 5 minute speech, and they show up wanting to charge to child. you can’t make it up.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Are straight men okay?

[Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock @paytonOMG]

I gotta get my body dysmorphia in check cause I feel like a goddess lately but I’m still hella chunky

[Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock @paytonOMG]

@SirSkribe @waltermasterson No one ever said men should go into the women’s restroom? I’m confused? Also, why is this woman going into the men’s room and getting into trouble in the first place? Y’all are weird af.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

If only the gun instructor had been armed, he would still be alive today.

[Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock @paytonOMG]

@Bornakang Anyone else just worried about how dry that salmons gonna be?

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Mood

[Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock @paytonOMG]

@FightHaven Those are the kind of punches I throw in my dreams

[Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock @paytonOMG]

I love being apart of a community where being big is seen as a positive.

[Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock @paytonOMG]

My love language is people telling me my house isn’t dirty

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: A Waukesha, Wisconsin school just banned students from singing the song "Rainbowland" by @MileyCyrus and @DollyParton because they believe kids are too immature to hear this song that they claim focuses on "controversial issues". The lyrics in question are as follows:

"Wouldn't it be nice
To live in paradise?
Where we're free to be exactly who we are
Let's all dig down deep inside
Brush the judgment and fear aside
Make wrong things right
And end the fight"

Are you kidding me? Singing about "freedom" and not caring about "judgement" are now "too woke" for Republicans?

Anti-wokism is a facade for Fascism!
(Listen to the lyrics below)

[Payton ‘Ranch Goblin’ Pollock @paytonOMG]

This weekend got me feeling like I wanna be a professional athlete 👀 I gotta slow down lmao