payton otterman

pgh || wvu alum || libra & final girl

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@Uncle_Fooby @bclindenmeyer @WaymooMoody “I’m named after Walter Payton.”
“What part of Chicago are you from?”
“I’ve actually never been to Chicago, my dad just loved Walter Payton and he briefly lived in Chicago.”

[Dr. Hawk @choppingwoodpod]

The haunting final images of Mulholland Dr.

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I might be older than all of the people playing college football and some of the people playing in the NFL, but at least I’m younger than almost every single person playing a high schooler on television.

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biggest plot hole in You: this man keeps running away and leaving everything behind but then he’s still able to afford the nicest apartments in expensive cities???

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when Free Bird comes on, you must stop what you’re doing immediately

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damn I was jamming to Ratt and my neighbors started vacuuming… I feel like there may be a direct correlation but idk

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Anyone else think Empire Records is kinda just the 90s version of the Breakfast Club?

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Idk who’s most annoying — me blasting Motley Crue, my neighbor blasting Jeopardy, or my neighbor screaming on FaceTime.

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@Uncle_Fooby Definitely the Dummy, Mirror Image, the After Hours, and Living Doll — three of the four being about dolls that were sentient beings. Might say something about me

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you’re so vain
you probably think this tweet is about you

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Now that 2022 has come to a close, can we finally admit that The Batman sucked?

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bro she doesn’t want you, she wants jareth the goblin king.

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some of you horror fans are a bunch of babies… like you’re really telling me that you genuinely enjoyed chainsaw sleepover murder iv the remake but halloween ends is the worst horror movie you’ve ever seen?

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honestly the craziest thing about the pennsylvania election is finding out that dr. oz’s first name isn’t doctor.

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I cannot believe that we as a society let Seal’s Kiss from a Rose become popular and that we’re still paying for this mistake almost 30 years later.

[Jimmy Champane 🎃 @jimmychampane]

HE DID THE SIT UP 😂🎃

[women in horror @womeninhorrors]

i support womens rights but more importantly i support womens wrongs

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@motelsiren HIS SINGING!!!!!!!!

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@Uncle_Fooby The best reality shows were definitely the Of Love VH1 shows and Jersey Shore