Payton

A mess

[Payton @paytonthompso16]

Who ever yelled at me leaving the @NLLRoughnecks game telling me they like my tattoos. Do you maybe wanna be friends?

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

kinda miss being 13 reading wattpad stories until 5 am on a summer night

[trash jones @jzux]

book club seems fun but this month i’m doing “dream club,” where my friends all write down a dream they had recently and the entire group psychoanalyzes the dream

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

i desire a trip to the aquarium , at the end of which i am permitted to pick one toy for my good behavior

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Hey sorry if I acted weird the other day my entire wellbeing is dependent on the tone of ur voice when u speak to me

[niomi @82pondview]

just got back from my dr appointment and it didn’t go well… she prescribed me a 6 month stay by the sea for exhaustion and hysteria. i have to start packing my bags tonight

[Payton @paytonthompso16]

@lizardboobz Okay but what was your answer?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everybody needs to calm down (mostly me)

[korey kuhl @koreykuhl]

friendly reminder that you better fucking walk that duck

[Payton @paytonthompso16]

Pro Hockey Life fixed my helmet for free so I celebrated by going and spending $60 at the bookstore

[guac 🥑 @graaceyh]

I want it to be summer and I wanna kayak and have drinks in the backyard with my FRIENDS GOD PLS

[@roomofonesownbooks.bsky.social @RoomofOnesOwn]

IT IS 2023 AND I AM ADMITTING THAT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF READING EVERY BOOK I BUY. I LIKE COLLECTING THEM. I LIKE HAVING LOTS OF THEM AROUND. I LIKE BEING SURROUNDED BY STORIES AND POSSIBILITIES. I WANT A LIBRARY. I AM NOT A BOOK MINIMALIST LEAVE ME ALONE (WITH MY BOOKS).

[Satan @s8n]

Happy new year you evil fuckers

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

is he calling me crazy to gaslight me or is he simply alerting me to a reality? as a crazy person i have to consider both options.

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

SHE SAYS BABE, YOU LOOK SOOOOOO COOOOOLLLLLL

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A map of every European City

[Payton @paytonthompso16]

If someone could come over and show me how to turn the French subtitles off crave that’d be great thanks

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Vacations aren’t about making memories or having new experiences. Vacations are about having 11-15 beers a day in a city where nobody knows you