𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧

Nobody reads my tweets. I still call them tweets. I co-created @superjerseyexpo, I collect way too much to list here and I own @spotlightmktg.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

This video fucking sucks and so does every other AI-generated “funny” ad video.

Fuck off with these.

[Hasan Toor @hasantoxr]

Minimax Hub just became the Claude of AI video.

One desktop. Every model. 3x cheaper than Seedance.

Image gen, video, audio, agents, light studio and all in one canvas. No more juggling 6 tabs and 4 subscriptions.

Here's everything you need to know: 👇

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

I figured out how to pull off a season 5 of My Name Is Earl without the usual reboot fatigue. It came to me after drinking a 25mg THC seltzer that I thought was 10mg.

https://t.co/z2QeSgtHfd

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

I receive these emails daily from people I’ve never met. I can confirm they do not work.

[Christian @coldemailchris]

This is the best performing cold email I've ever written.

(It's stupid simple)

{{first_name}} - if we {{Offering Valuable Service for FREE/massive discount}} for {{company_name}} to {{achieve result}} - would you be interested?

{{Signature}}

P.S. {{More Context/Social Proof}}

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

What if they vote no

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senate Banking Committee schedules crypto Clarity Act vote for May 14 at 10:30 AM EST.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

Wait what

[Jason 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎 𝑮𝒖𝒚 Tetro 🇨🇦 @JATetro]

Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

Ok what the actual fresh hell

[Izaque | OEAV @izaqueoeav]

🛸🛸🛸 WTFFFFFFFFFFF BROOOO

😳😳😳 ISSO ME DEIXOU SEM PALAVRAS AGORA

"Sou do Norte de New Jersey, EUA, e durante uma caminhada pela manhã, filmei isso tão baixo que não pude acreditar, parecia uma cena de filme, um Jato Militar perseguindo uma bola muito grande."

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

@nirzo With how great Wix Harmony already was, this is going to be a game changer.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

I’ve done this actually.

Take the existing website link and plug it into Gemini. Tell Gemini to do a “Google Friendliness audit” and hold that info. Do nothing else until it’s done.

Then tell Gemini to analyze the site and engineer a starter prompt of 3,000 characters or less to rebuilt the homepage and beginning site structure of the link you plugged in with a tighter focus on SEO for (their service and/or location) and analyze pain points to build a smoother customer journey that will statistically convert higher.

For design tips, you can feed in elements and upload color palettes, screenshots etc.

Works pretty damn well.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

@nomodeath “…not even close to how much I do”

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

David Zaslav takin’ an L the size of a boulder when this hits theaters.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been released.

In theaters on August 28.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

@CoinMarketCap Always $XRP

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

@daniel_wwf I've been in the $XRP and $CSC ecosystem for a long time and have a small but good following most places. I wouldn't know where to even start to help.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

Example: I signed up for @budapp and got it all connnected. My command was simply "Navigate to the ___ tab on this Google Sheet and find ticket holders who need a rollover to our new event" and it's eaten up over 70,000 of my 100,000 monthly credits but it's not even done.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

I've tried @ManusAI, @claudeai, @budapp and a few of the other AI agents that I can connect to email and google drive to "take over" and execute tasks, and I have to ask...

How the hell do you people keep your agents from running over your limit after asking TWO questions?!?

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

@budapp Open

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

Oh what the fuck is happening

[Bitrue @BitrueOfficial]

#XRP 👀

[JD Delay @JdDelay5150]

IDGAF! RELEASE THE FILES. EXECUTE ALL PEDOPHILES.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 @pb609_]

I will commit atrocities to protect this franchise.