Paul Beauheart

Narrator🎙️and publisher 📚 of classical books

[Curtis Yarvin @curtis_yarvin]

This is why Lewis & Clark crossed the Continental Divide. Why Chamberlain stood at Little Round Top. Why Oppenheimer split the atom. It was all for this

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

🚨 2 HOUR TERRA NORMIE UPDATE 🚨

The numbers are DISASTROUS.

Connor: 1 like (4/10)
Malcolm: 2 likes (1 fat white chick, 1 fat black chick
Diego: 1 like (5/10)
Rohan: 0 likes

Terra Chad completely destroyed our perception of reality.

Welcome back to the average male experience.

[... @MrSnugglePuggle]

When your dentist asks if you’ve been flossing regularly.

[Feast Bab @HeftyHaruspex]

“Dude you haven’t been to Nomad Kitchen?!

Pickled watermelon rind on the burger, birthday cake IPA on the side. And yes they DoorDash (for those days when you can’t even).”

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i just checked in with the women on facebook who have gained a lot of weight since high school and they seem to feel very strongly that patrick clancey did it

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

We should all get purple hearts for surviving 2020

[planakin @_Apollosol]

Could be the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[Dan White @BigDanWhiteTX]

Hang it in the Louve.

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Man I really wanted a shiny Saddam and all I got is Tel Aviv

[James David Dickson @downi75]

I keep a basic boundary with all people: Don't make your problem my problem

Canada has violated that boundary

4th straight summer

[Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast]

Unreal how gothdom has colonized middle class American life. You have these ubiquitous "oddities" shoppes in every 3rd-tier city selling taxidermied crows and bedazzled deer skulls to tatted up tarot-reading Gen Xers and their fat steampunk boyfriends. Aged-out fire hooper/aerial gymnast/burlesque Morticia Addams invites you into her cabinet of macabre curiosities, suddenly you're in the "Tonight, Tonight" video. There's 3D-printed fetuses in jars. Apothecary bottles. Palmistry diagrams. Book about serial killers. Broken baby dolls. Victorian-era medical equipment. Half of it massively overpriced artisanal Etsy fare, the other half plastic crap from Chyna. Always an undercurrent of weird nerd sex. Entire cons for this garbage, swarmed by legions of "I'm not like the other girls" Tumblr people with Betty Page bangs, still chasing dark romanticism into perimenopause.

[Keskin @craftian_keskin]

Wall of Buildings to the Horizon

[Al Carbo @carbo_al]

The cultural regions of America

[Paul Beauheart @PBeauheart]

@cojobrien It's beneficial that people come from the outer suburbs and exurbs to hang out in the city. There should be parking options.

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

Good reminder Detroit was possibly the richest city in both America and in the world in ~1950. As you see, they didn't "accelerate" and discover Based Hitler or Bukele, they just became a dead deindustrialized wasteland with a racial spoils system feeding on the ruins.

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

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