Phil Kiner

Graphic Artist in California - living the ennui. [email protected]

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

I had to email all my contacts INCLUDING MY CURRENT EMPLOYER telling them that I did not ask for endorsements and warning them not to interact with your "invitation." I never LOSTREP faster in my life. Thank you for the social anxiety overdose. I hope you get shut down ASAP.

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

@gainrep I thought I was doing someone a favor by leaving them an endorsement. Your system posed as me and emailed my contact list without permission for endorsements. I have no idea how many messages were sent or who received them.

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

@ArcSystemWorksU No switch update yet?

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

@chasemcelroy I was just like "no fing way 24 miles in 2 hours" lol. But yeah, everything is a joke

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

Luca (5yo): That's sobble, drizzile, and Italian.
🤣 #pokemon

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

so sorry goleta water,
my 2yo just flushed a whole damn washcloth down the toilet.

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

@PJaccetturo this video is wild in the most hilarious way

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

yesterday i learned paprika is ground up peppers (commonly bell pepper). what!

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

if there's a heaven, it would just be infinite time to finish my jrpg collection

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

and btw, 35 felt like a flabbier, tired-er 28.

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

i just realized, at nearly 36 yo, that every crisis i have right now constitutes a midlife crisis

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

when my kids learn to read, i think they will be astounded at how many books I abridged during reading time. (basically all of them)

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

just found out the hard way that typing "heroes" is only one letter and one key away from becoming "herpes"

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

I'll just tell my post-apocalyptic grandchildren that they can't miss what they never had.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

Due to the time change I am also moving my kids bedtime back 1 hour for my sanity.

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

random kid at the playground:
my 3yo: MY DAD HAS TWO PHONES!

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

just heard a pair of "elders" announce "i love my teslas. but i hate elon musk and won't support him."
🤦🏽‍♂️multiple levels of stupid at work here.

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

Unboxing my Dead Cells collectors edition! AMAZING CONSTRUCTION QUALITY 🤩
@Scorpionmasque i was just about to write a sad email about missing boards and boxes from my beautiful new game, when I read this note! Tho I wish it was noticeable upon opening to save me the scare.

[Phil Kiner @pbkiner]

@NVIDIAGeForce happy #geforceday i didn't join the game until a little later, but i have the fondest memories of going to frys with my dad and browsing the wall of gfx cards