Philip Behmer

I am Spartacus.

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

And with the final pick in the Master's Pick 'em or die shaving challenge, sponsored by @BarbasolShave NOT (in Borat voice), I select the family man, Milton Pouha Finau. You may know him as the Big Tone, but @tonyfinaugolf = 2023 Masters winner.
#slipperywhenwet #soakingsocks

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@odellyeah @BarbasolShave @McIlroyRory You got this @McIlroyRory. Just like we’ve talked about all these years. You got this.

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@odellyeah @BarbasolShave @McIlroyRory

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

Quick bio on Scottie Scheffler @BarbasolShave:
- HE IS that cool kid who doesn't have a Twitter account (that I could find)
-Armpits fear him
-He's the 1st pick for this year's The Masters Pick 'em or Die Shaving event. What do you say @ScottieTracker!!!
@mhquint you're OTC

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

For the 1st pick in The Masters Pick 'em or Die Shaving, I’m going with the Cinderella story, ja one, ja only, ja boy @McIlroyRory. #ThisIsIt @BarbasolShave #BetterBuyBarbasol #SmoothPits @mhquint you're OTC.

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@TJSoothsayre @GinGrape @BarbasolShave @DJohnsonPGA @mhquint @McIlroyRory @b_dechambeau #buybarbasol #betterbuybarbasol @mhquint - Your turn to Pick 'Em.

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@TJSoothsayre @GinGrape @BarbasolShave @DJohnsonPGA @mhquint @McIlroyRory With the 3rd pick of the Masters Pick 'Em or Die Shaving Challenge, brought to all of you by @BarbasolShave, I, Philip Behmer select “The Scientist”. Let’s get em @b_dechambeau! - because we all need a little more science in our lives.

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

I just voted for Luka Garza for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here! https://t.co/VlFUj17IHM

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@TheCrossReport @TJSoothsayre @mhquint @GinGrape @BarbasolShave @McIlroyRory @BarbasolShave - can you believe this? 7 consecutive years of Rory ends today. For this year’s Masters Pick’em or Die Shaving Challenge I select the savior of shaved pits, the wrist healer, Mr. Brooks Koepka @BKoepka #BetterBuyBarbasol

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@MHQuint @TheCrossReport @TJSoothsayre @GinGrape @BarbasolShave @JustinRose99 @TigerWoods With the final selection in this 2018 Masters Pick’Em or Die Shaving Tournement - Ja doy, I’m going with ja boy @McIlroyRory - @BarbasolShave #wegotthis #betterbuybarbasol #soarwithRor

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

5th year in a row. Ja boy @McIlroyRory #GreenJacket #BetterBuyBarbasol - NOW you're on the clock @TJSoothsayre https://t.co/UVLyrobRfl

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

4th pick in The Masters Pick 'em, ja boy @McIlroyRory. #ThisIsIt @BarbasolShave #BetterBuyBarbasol #SmoothPits @TJSoothsayre you're OTC.

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@GinRape @MikeySchulte @Danny_Boy0210

You Can't Always Get What You Want, Evan.

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@GinRape @Danny_Boy0210

GTH (gun to head) - "Gimme Shelter"

Honorable mentions "Dead Flowers" and "Sympathy for the Devil"

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@cherricopottery First summer rose shot. https://t.co/2Fgr3YrGT3

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

There are two types of people in this world; those that will do anything to win at a game Battleship, and those that suck at Battleship.

[Barbasol @BarbasolShave]

@pcbehmer @McIlroyRory Triple dog dare you.

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

@MHQuint, the time is now, but I really see no point.

Future participants #BetterBuyBarbasol = @TheCrossReport @TJSoothsayre @GinRape

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

Oh, you dare me @BarbasolShave? Pick Rory AGAIN for the The Masters Pick'em or Die Shaving Tournament?

Fine! Holla @ ja' boy @McIlroyRory!

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

#phiphi Feel like Leo from The Beach. #thebeach #leoforanoscar https://t.co/3zN2XvkWA6

[Philip Behmer @pcbehmer]

#thailand #phiphi She'd be hiking in sandals https://t.co/dQq9WI24FN