Patrick Collins

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

What this @Chiefs @BuffaloBills commentary sounds like right now. #nfl #romo

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

@espn how are you one of the biggest sports networks in America, but consistently have the worst app of the big streaming services?

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

@ShanePHallam Mines made it to the D2 Championship last year. Yes, it’s D2, but put some respect on the @MinesAthletics name!

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

I have a strong desire to go up to any straight couple I see making out at the gays bars tonight and tell them to check their privilege. #betheproblem

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

I hope Kane remembers that it’s a competitive game and a lot of things can happen, but also that this was all his fault

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

It was a tough loss, but losing losing to goals from Depay, Blind, and Dunfries is respectable. Netherlands has a solid team! #usmnt #worldcup #USAvsNED

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

Philly is about to lose two championships in one night! #mlscup #worldseries #lafc #astros

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

I know @espn has never really cared all that much about soccer, but the English coverage of the @ChelseaFC match is awful. Volume of the commentators is variable and echoing, Spanish broadcast gets mixed in, and they just gave up for a few minutes and it was total silence.

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

That was probably one of the best soccer matches I’ve watched in a while! Also, a lot of respect for @LFC for not immediately taking their silver medals off immediately like a lot of teams would. @ChampionsLeague #final #championsleavgue #football #soccer

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

Just (drunkenly) left a wedding and told the groom I had a great time at his funeral…… is this winning? Or was I just stressed because the shuttle was leaving and I had to run after it?

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

@ArianaGrande... leisure wear should have pockets! #stillcute #notactuallymad

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

The only positive of mass power outages is knowing that my ex is probably going to bed cold. Good!

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

It needs to be LOUDLY emphasized that this is a lie. Wind and solar power actually overperformed expected winter capacity in Texas. The state was crippled by frozen coal and gas plants, knocking out over 30 gigawatts of power. Sources below.

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

@MattMarchesini Too late. I’m already #triggered

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

If I hear one person say “global warming can’t exist when states like Texas are hitting record lows”, I promise I will lose my fucking mind.

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

@MattMarchesini THATS IT!

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

Of course you have no defense. You wanted an “oh burn” against democrats and you spoke out of your ass. You’ve made Texas look bad... again.
@tedcruz responds to past tweet mocking California, amid Texas storm https://t.co/4Txnt6Yccm

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

@awonderland that is the tweet. #wonderverse

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

yeh sex is cool but

have you ever had taco bell tweet at you confirming the return of potato tacos

[Patrick Collins @pcollins281]

Who knows... maybe Biden will end up being the 47th president.