paul

this is basically a lindsay lohan fan account

[Lindsay Lohan Updates @lavitalohan]

Lindsay Lohan stuns for Reese's Oreo.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

meredith blake was mean but all she wanted was to marry a hot rich man and have no kids like who am i to judge

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

imagine missing work for 6 weeks then emailing a photo of you and your wife hanging out to your boss like "on the mend! hope to be back soon!" bitch you're fired

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Airlines now are like no no. The $800 charge is for the concept of you being on this flight generally. If you want a SEAT on the flight you have to pay an additional $300.

[paul @pcs1897]

@Derrick_NYC ??? No??? It's not unreasonable to acknowledge that the MTA has its inefficiencies, often negatively impacting residents. A system of this scale is bound to have its flaws, so it's not a dig at the system holistically. But there's no reason to pretend it's flawless either.

[paul @pcs1897]

@MTA So you're not running the N train, and the Q18 is 30 minutes away. It should not be as common as it is that I have to spend money on a Lyft due to inadequate public transit.

[paul @pcs1897]

@Derrick_NYC Sometimes the MTA is objectively inefficient and it's ok to acknowledge that. Complexities come with the territory of being a city of 8MM+, so a permitted street fair should not be cause for preventing taxpayers from getting to work, seeing family, etc. in a timely manner.

[paul @pcs1897]

@Derrick_NYC Even if out of their control, they should be able to modify accordingly. These closures are public knowledge.

[katie @joolswhore]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PROMOTE THIS LIKE THIS???? DISNEY I WILL FUCKING GET YOU FOR THIS MY HEART RATE IS 5 MILLION!!! I NEARLY FAINTED AT WORK I CANNOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW I AM SUING FOR DAMAGES

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[cole @juul_survivor]

He was probably so nervous to go out with his disability accommodation for the first time and Spongebob humiliated him for nothing. I feel like I could cry

[paul @pcs1897]

@MisterKeIIy me reading this as I'm drinking a 16oz cold brew that I paid $7.85 for from the Cafe Maud coffee window. We live in the worst society

[Queen ♡ @QUEENP0P]

It's actually pretty insane how Lindsay Lohan was able to overcome her addiction and legal troubles when so many people with severe addiction never do.

[MTV @MTV]

Forty years of being an icon 💞 Happy birthday @lindsaylohan!

[Lindsay Lohan Updates @lavitalohan]

Happy 40th Birthday Lindsay Lohan!

Through every era, she persevered. It's been special to see Lindsay thrive surrounded by the love and happiness she always deserved. Her light has never faded and we're excited to watch her talent shine even brighter 🤍

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[Lindsay Lohan Updates @lavitalohan]

A sequel to THE PARENT TRAP starring Lindsay Lohan is in the works at Disney.

(via @sternshow)

[Jordan @JordanWellin]

If I got stabbed and Amy Adams saved my life the first thing I would’ve told her after waking up is that she should’ve won the Emmy for Sharp Objects.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

DUN DUN.