Well crafted vanilla ice cream is delicious - an elegant desert. I don’t know why people make fun of it.
Stuffing your ice cream with nuts, cookie dough, chunks of this or that - it’s vulgar. You’re covering bad ice cream.
Copped this relic from Goodwill today. It tastes like the first day of pads in 5th grade. Water cannot get colder than this. I wonder what kind of player Andrew Clark from Marietta, GA was!