Paritosh

Cricket, Football,and some random rants.

[Paritosh @pdm_19]

We replaced Ronaldo with Valencia,Tevez with Owen ,Ferdinand with Jones and SAF with Moyes.
Equally Unreal. https://t.co/JjGZA0Y1a2

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

It must be nice to live in a country with basic human rights for workers.

[Mazi Olisaemeka C. ™ @OlisaOsega]

Now I understand why they paid that £117M for Rogers. It all makes sense now.

[R. @CrFutboI]

Unbelievable. A player completely disappears in the final and still walks away with a 100 overall rating.

Absolutely nobody can rival his PR.

[Gunnerking_14 @gunnerking_14]

Rogers did the same when he joined Chelsea yet Tzilos signed yesterday for Arsenal, no mention of Chelsea or being “the biggest club in London” pretty sure Tielemans and santos didn’t do the same about Manchester.

London & Manchester are red regardless. It’s just funny watching these small, side dish clubs in our cities that wouldn’t be shit without 74 & 115 charges think otherwise 🤷🏽‍♂️😭

[GGMU @StandardsUTD]

PSG bought Ugarte for 60M sold him the next summer after flopping for 60M

PSG also bought Ramos for 80M he flopped there and they just sold him for 70M

Meanwhile at United we make a bad signing and we are stuck with them for years

[Carrick’s Era @theutdlegacy]

Forget about the pause, they even switched the order of the clubs from it’s alphabetical order. When you’re big, you’re big. Anything to just get Manchester United in the picture. 😂

[dorku @Dorkstar]

"Don't politicise the issue" says the minister sitting in front of the political party background instead of the education minister addressing from a govt platform

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Being “raised right” doesn’t mean you don't drink, party, and smoke. Being raised right is how you treat people, your manners and respect.

[Keshav Lohia @Keshav_Lohiaaa]

Things that don’t make any sense:

Coffee, matcha and movie prices are the same in New York and Mumbai. How can a market with 3x less disposable income/propensity be priced the same?

[elena; @heythereelena]

ma quanto è terrificante realizzare che il telefono ti sta veramente rovinando il cervello e che non riesci più a leggere, guardare una serie, studiare o avere hobby come prima perché perdi subito la concentrazione?

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

if you’ve ever worked in open floorplan, this is basically the fuckin four seasons

[Harold Flammin Jr. @FlamGawdGaming]

Dog…. He stopped Stormbreaker with 2 fingers and they got “Sam Wilson” running point 😭🍟

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Not choosing to simply recast Kang is still one of the most baffling decisions I’ve seen a film series make

Like yeah Dr. Doom will probably draw more eyes, but it’s also DOCTOR DOOM, he’s kind of a big deal who deserves proper build up not “*POOF* I am here!”

[sakko @babysakko_]

Tus películas favoritas no tienen que ser obras maestras, solo tienen que significar algo para ti

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Why tf do I keep convincing myself I can get ready in 15 minutes when I’ve repeatedly proven that I can’t

[👾KidKinobi👾 @Kid_Kinobi]

Doing bugs bunny shenanigans with your superpowers while maintaining your secret identity needs to happen ALOT MORE

[Marginale @themarginale]

Arjantin Şampiyon olsaydı her yerde İsrail bayrakları görecektik. Netanyahu şov yapacaktı. İspanya şampiyon oldu kutlamalar Filistin bayraklarıyla yapıldı. Kötüler kaybetti.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

It’s all over. World Cup over , Wimbledon over. Nothing to distract you but the terrifying reality of your own thoughts now. Never mind, it’ll be autumn soon where everything dies.

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🥇 2015 - De La Fuente wins u19 European Championship with Spain

🥇 2019 - De La Fuente wins u21 European Championship with Spain

🥇 2023 - De La Fuente wins Nations League with Spain

🥇 2024 - De La Fuente wins EURO 2024 with Spain

🥇 2026 - De La Fuente wins 2026 World Cup with Spain

This is incredible. Since becoming the manager of Spain in 2022, De La Fuente has only lost two matches. 🤯👏

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

Argentina committed 25 fouls against Spain, the most in a World Cup game since ...

Argentina (26) against France in the 2022 World Cup final.