Paul Dowdle

digital plumber; trolling hard | killing em softly | X-chan refugee

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

That's right, @mtaibbi. Mamdani reviles America. The communism you experienced is just around the corner. Such jeremiads today.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

🎯 A righteous rant, my friend!

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@alfranken What do you mean, Al? He has the entire GOP congress and senate to fill that role.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

This leaves me speechless.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@kylekuzma This system is gamed too, though. Look carefully before you jump.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@billybinion I wonder what percentage of this guy's money goes towards Elon's trillion. Any guess?

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@mtracey Doesn't this apply to the election conspiracy theories being peddled on here, as well?

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@mtaibbi Why does immediacy cause confidence? This isn't sports.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@mtaibbi Take the L, boss. Or the T.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@AwakenedOutlaw Just absolutely bodied. What a time to be a alive. Go smoke your outrage on another subject.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@NBA @Google Not watching Flop-a-looza anymore. Stopped after the Semis, because it's been a ratings play the whole time.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@1NCRDB1 Apparently you can't kneel, but you can lead a chant for a morally corrupt man.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@ClueHeywood @CaptainCons It's like the San Andreas is having an earthquake every day now. But then again, I live in earthquake country, so we just roll with it.

[Mitch Jackson, Esq. @mitchjackson]

Fun fact for the $10 billion lawsuit crowd.

The IRS leak that exposed Donald Trump’s tax returns happened between August 2019 and November 2020.

405,427 other taxpayer returns were also leaked.

Trump was president. His own pick, Charles Rettig, ran the IRS. The contractor who did it, Charles Littlejohn, worked on a Trump-era IRS contract and is now serving five years in federal prison.

On January 29, 2026, Trump sued the IRS and Treasury for $10 billion over a breach that happened on his watch, under his commissioner, by a contractor his administration paid.

He is suing the federal government he ran, for failing to stop a leak that occurred while he was running it.

The taxpayer foots the bill either way.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@ThunderHusky17 Already falling down before contact. No foul.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@TheTweetOfGod Must be time to invest in $GOD

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Vibe coded my first project today!

Let me know what you guys think ❤️

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@Merlin_05_24_08 @SenatorSlama States had to develop the plans to serve the unserved areas. That takes time. Most of the contracts are finalized and ready for build-out.
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[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am visiting China this week in a personal capacity as a supportive son.

Normal people visit their mothers in a personal capacity. Normal people attend funerals in a personal capacity. I do it beside sixteen CEOs, five billionaires worth $870 billion, and a 500-aircraft Boeing order being finalized with Beijing during the trip. Goldman Sachs. Citigroup. Mastercard. Visa. Tim Cook. Larry Fink. Stephen Schwarzman.

In a personal capacity.

I am also the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. My qualifications for this role include mowing lawns on my father's golf courses, laying tile at his properties, and serving as a boardroom judge on The Apprentice from 2010 to 2015. I have no documented experience in cryptocurrency, blockchain, or Bitcoin mining. My stake in American Bitcoin alone was worth $548 million by September 2025 — eight months into my father's second term.

We purchased 16,000 Bitmain mining rigs for $314 million. Bitmain is Chinese. Bitmain is headquartered in Beijing. Beijing is where I am visiting in a personal capacity. In March we bought 11,298 more. The terms were "unusual" — hundreds of millions in equipment for "future considerations." I'm not sure what "future considerations" means in this context, especially when your father sets the tariff rate on your supplier's home country. I can tell you it is not a "conflict of interest." It is a "supply chain relationship."

On May 12, the day I boarded this plane, my father announced a trade agreement with China. Tariffs on Chinese goods dropped from 145 percent to 30 percent. That is a 115-point reduction on the country that manufactures my equipment, announced the same day I flew there. I did not know. I did not ask. I did not need to ask.

My family owns 60 percent of World Liberty Financial. We receive 75 percent of every token sold. The New Yorker's running total is $4.2 billion. Politico documented $12.9 billion in trading volume. Let me tell you about our team.

My brother Barron is our "DeFi visionary." He was eighteen years old. His prior experience is being tall.

My brother Don is "Web3 Ambassador." His prior experience is selling condos and shooting elephants.

I handle "strategic planning." My prior experience is tile.

My brother-in-law Jared received $2 billion from the Saudi sovereign wealth fund six months after leaving the White House. The fund's own advisory panel flagged his "lack of private equity experience" and called the due diligence results "unsatisfactory." They gave him the money anyway.

My sister Ivanka received Chinese government approval for 16 trademarks during my father's first term. The categories included handbags, sunglasses, perfume, baby blankets, and voting machines. Voting machines. From China. While her father was president. That is not "corruption." That is "brand diversification."

My father spent four years on Hunter Biden. Four years. The charge: Hunter sat on the board of Burisma for $83,000 a month with no energy experience. My father called it the greatest corruption in American political history. He withheld $391 million in military aid to Ukraine to pressure an investigation. He was impeached for it. He did it again. A special counsel was appointed. Total cost to taxpayers: millions. Total Hunter earnings: $11 million over five years.

Let me do the math my father never did.

Hunter Biden made $6,027 per day. My family makes $8.75 million per day. That is 1,451 times Hunter's rate. We earn his entire five-year scandal every thirty hours.

Hunter had no energy experience. I have no crypto experience. Hunter sat on one board. I run the operation. Hunter met one banker for a coffee. I sit on Air Force One beside $870 billion negotiating with the country that manufactures my equipment.

But here is the part that makes me proud.

We launched a cryptocurrency in my father's name. It peaked at $73. It trades today at $2.43. Retail investors lost 95 percent of their money. We collected $400 million in transaction fees regardless of price. We hosted a dinner — the top 220 holders gained entry by holding enough of my father's coin. The top 29 received a champagne toast with the President of the United States. Price of admission: approximately $3.28 million in tokens. A public school teacher earns $3.28 million in 47 years. We call that "community engagement." Not "selling access." Access is what Hunter Biden sold for a cup of coffee.

Three days before I boarded this plane to Beijing, our team moved $12 million in memecoin assets to custody platforms. Routine. Unrelated. Everything is unrelated to everything.

In a personal capacity.

On January 24, 2025 — four days after the inauguration — my father fired seventeen inspectors general in a single night. Without explanation. Without notice to Congress. Seventeen. The people whose job is to look. He removed them all at once and no one replaced them. There is no inspector general for a son's "personal capacity." There is no disclosure form for love. There is no ethics office for a champagne toast priced at $3.28 million. He didn't bend the guardrails. He fired the people who hold them.

He built that. I fly in on it. $4.2 billion at cruising altitude. Every thirty hours, another Hunter Biden.

Hunter Biden got a special counsel for a cup of coffee and a board seat that paid less per month than one champagne toast with my father costs per million.

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. I am the Web3 strategic planner at World Liberty Financial. I am visiting the country that manufactures my mining rigs, approved my sister's trademarks, and funds my brother-in-law's private equity firm, on a plane beside $870 billion and a president who spent four years calling $11 million treason.

In a personal capacity. As a supportive son.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@gothburz @DonaldJTrumpJr @JDVance "We earn Hunter Biden's entire five-year scandal every thirty hours."

The ever-growing MAGA bookend.

[Paul Dowdle @pdowdle]

@ramonashelburne @Sam_Vecenie I don't buy it. If the play was getting broken up, which was the case anyways, you need the the third best option, which was Rui. Not why we lost the game though.