too dumb for NY
too ugly for LA

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@ZigMZ @madmenpics if you hate jimmy you're missing the point

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@Hackneysaurus @ArkynPitzel @LinusEkenstam never said that, just saying that there's practicality to the idea.

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@Hackneysaurus @ArkynPitzel @LinusEkenstam Can tell you I’m on a 700 million dollar job that’s using this constantly for layout. It works

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, is threatening to unseat elected officials if they do not follow his orders to shut down the government during the holidays.

Are we still a democracy or have we already moved to oligarchy and authoritarianism?

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@equalityAlec They’ve also omitted the word depose from several articles. Deny and delay are mentioned, but keep forgetting that last one…

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Unfortunately true

[Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 @a_guidarelli]

making “kill all men” jokes online for years objectively alienated young men and pushed them to the right

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sorry, shredded pep and ontario pizza in general SUCKS

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

i'll hand it to you this seems reasonable

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@_yamalisss

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

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@MahmoudAbed_sm

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@alltimepeyt Love on the spectrum

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

I hate office small talk, how am I doing today? Same as I was when you saw me yesterday Janet, I want to fucking kill myself

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loving the new lens blur tool @Lightroom

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great quote for a friday

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@alltimepeyt post showroom pics ASAP

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“Drake, where’s the body of Christ?”

Drake:

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@jedwill was in New Orleans and saw a band there who would end every song, whether it had vocals or not, by saying “and that’s…a true story!”

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Saving Silverman next question

[charming funnyman jon butter @thejonbutter]

no it was like an action movie i think??? in the desert???

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hoping Alvin Nathaniel Joiner (born September 18, 1974), better known by his stage name Xzibit (pronounced "exhibit") is having a great day today

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when your landlord has been unresponsive for 3 weeks and you’ve run out of options