after a good 4 minutes of trying to remember what button to press to send a tweet, i return once again to haunt your timelines. here’s me after going goblin mode and reconnecting with my boney brethren
with all the discourse around troy baker and his continuing attitude of superiority and shockingly bad takes/denial of criticism, i wonder if he was getting high on his own supply all the way back when he recorded this?
@cxaitie for legal reasons, i must plead the fifth and ask that all knowledge of peachcrawl, aged 13 - 17 be stricken from the record on the grounds of because i said so
@cxaitie My knowledge of @cxaitie is all too powerful for the minds of mere mortals, therefore i must be buried with these secrets, as to not hurt the space time continuum. Or expose that one time caitie [redacted]
do y’all ever swish water around in your mouth after brushing your teeth and ur ready to spit but ur eyes start to bulge out and ur brain is screaming “STOP” but ur mouth is whispering “no” so u just keep swishing, hunched over the sink like a maniac?
haha yeah me neither